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03-15-2011, 10:50 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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The Will...
A teacher posed the following problem to her arithmetic class:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?" The classroom fell silent for a moment, and then an earnest young voice piped up: "A lawyer!"
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