The Arrogance of Authority

md4958 · 03-07-2011, 10:11 AM

The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........!!"

MedicCook · 03-07-2011, 10:16 AM

Skywalker · 03-07-2011, 11:46 AM

CigarNut · 03-07-2011, 11:58 AM

I love it!

Coach Deg · 03-07-2011, 01:23 PM

Average Joe · 03-07-2011, 01:39 PM

Classic!

sobranie10 · 03-07-2011, 02:26 PM

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G G · 03-07-2011, 02:28 PM

Very good.

Ogre · 03-07-2011, 02:48 PM

Zeuceone · 03-07-2011, 02:50 PM

lmfao.

T.G · 03-07-2011, 03:00 PM

And here I opened this thinking it was going to be a thread about Craputo.

357 · 03-07-2011, 03:11 PM

03-07-2011, 03:25 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is great!!

timo · 03-07-2011, 03:40 PM

Prospector · 03-07-2011, 04:42 PM

Good one, Moe

guitar4001 · 03-09-2011, 12:17 PM

funny, the badge always works for me.

HollywoodQue · 03-09-2011, 05:29 PM

Now that was funny as hell...thanks for the laugh

N2 GOLD · 03-09-2011, 05:33 PM

LMFAO, this was GREAT!!!

kelmac07 · 03-09-2011, 07:23 PM

CasaDooley · 03-10-2011, 01:36 AM

03-07-2011, 10:11 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	The Arrogance of Authority The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... (I just love this part....) "Your badge, show him your BADGE........!!" __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

03-07-2011, 10:16 AM	#2
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03-07-2011, 11:46 AM	#3
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03-07-2011, 11:58 AM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority I love it! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

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03-07-2011, 01:39 PM	#6
Average Joe Livin' the dream! Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Name Location: Over Yonder Posts: 183 Trading: (10)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority Classic!

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03-07-2011, 02:28 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority Very good.

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03-07-2011, 02:50 PM	#10
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority lmfao.

03-07-2011, 03:00 PM	#11
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority And here I opened this thinking it was going to be a thread about Craputo.

03-07-2011, 03:11 PM	#12
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03-07-2011, 03:25 PM	#13
gravelman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Arrogance of Authority HAHAHAHAHAHA that is great!!

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03-07-2011, 04:42 PM	#15
Prospector I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Arizona's beautiful Verde Valley Posts: 2,500 Trading: (11)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority Good one, Moe

03-09-2011, 12:17 PM	#16
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority funny, the badge always works for me.

03-09-2011, 05:29 PM	#17
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,122 Trading: (46)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority Now that was funny as hell...thanks for the laugh

03-09-2011, 05:33 PM	#18
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: The Arrogance of Authority LMFAO, this was GREAT!!! __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

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