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03-02-2011, 08:54 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Have a great day!
If anything can go wrong, it will Corollary: It can Corollary: It should MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it. •If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong Extreme version: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong •If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway •If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others •Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse •If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something •Nature always sides with the hidden flaw Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long. •Mother nature is a ***** Addendum: and not an obedient one at that •Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics Things get worse under pressure. •The Murphy Philosophy Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. •Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once. •Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value •Murphy's Law of Research Enough research will tend to support whatever theory. •Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it. •Addition to Murphy's Laws In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
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03-02-2011, 09:03 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy Birthday!
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03-02-2011, 09:04 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy birthday Brian, hope you have a good one!
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03-02-2011, 09:21 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy Birthday Brian, from the reason for Murphy's Law.
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03-02-2011, 10:08 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy Birthday. If you swing by Smoke Inn tonight. I have a very nice birthday cigar for you!
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03-02-2011, 10:23 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy Birthday Brian, I hope you get to smoke something special.
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03-02-2011, 10:39 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy B-Day.
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03-02-2011, 11:35 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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