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Old 01-18-2011, 09:44 AM   #1
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated ... . She asked the
teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
Taken aback for only a second,
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you Americans too"
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:02 AM   #2
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Clayton, have you been peeking in Steves joke book????
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:09 AM   #3
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Clayton, have you been peeking in Steves joke book????
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:03 AM   #6
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haha, i rike it
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