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Old 12-23-2010, 02:56 PM   #1
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Default A car for Xmas

Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'


A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.


Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'
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Old 12-23-2010, 05:00 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2010, 05:02 PM   #3
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Old 12-23-2010, 08:59 PM   #4
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That was great, Will have to remember that one.
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Old 12-26-2010, 10:51 AM   #5
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Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'


A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.


Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'
very funny.
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:38 PM   #6
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:41 PM   #7
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I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious
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Old 12-26-2010, 08:39 PM   #8
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I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious
That does sound like a Clower joke.

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Old 12-26-2010, 10:19 PM   #9
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Default Re: A car for Xmas

Very good! Reminds me of the old Muhammad Ali joke:

Ali is taking off in a plane when a stewardess tells him to fasten his seatbelt.

"Superman don't need no seatbelt!"
"Superman don't need no plane, either!"
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