Political Correctness Update

GKitty · 12-05-2010, 10:01 AM

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Carolinians, Missourians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'Hillbillies.' You must now refer to them as 'Appalachain-Americans.'

The following new phrases should also be utilized:
1. She is not a 'Babe' or a 'Chick'. She is a 'Breasted-American.'

2. She is not 'Easy.' She is 'Horizontally Accesible.'

3. She is not a 'Dumb Blonde.' She is a 'Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway.'

4. She has not 'Been Around.' She is a 'Previously-Enjoyed Companion.'

5. She does not 'Nag' you. She becomes 'Verbally Repetitive.'

6. She is not a 'Two-Bit Hooker' She is a 'Low Cost Provider.'

7. He does not have a 'Beer Gut.' He has developed a 'Liquid Grain Storage Facility.'

8 He is not a 'Bad Dancer.' He's 'Overly Causcasian.'

9. He does not 'Get Lost All The Time.' He 'Investigates Alternative Destinations.'

10. He is not 'Balding.' He is in 'Follicle Regression.'

11. He does not act like a 'Total Ass.' He develops a case of 'Rectal-Cranial Inversion.'

12. It's not his 'Crack' you see hanging out of his pants. It's 'Rear Cleavage.'

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Got this email this morning there are actually a few in here I hadn't heard before. Enjoy!

icehog3 · 12-05-2010, 10:13 AM

kelmac07 · 12-05-2010, 10:14 AM

Whee · 12-05-2010, 10:20 AM

I think they based those off my ex-wives.

icehog3 · 12-05-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

I think they based those off my ex-wives.

Sucks when we have to say that in plural, huh Sean?

Whee · 12-05-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Sucks when we have to say that in plural, huh Sean?

But the jackets are nice...

G G · 12-05-2010, 12:38 PM

I love the joke but hate PC.

Mugen910 · 12-05-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

8 He is not a 'Bad Dancer.' He's 'Overly Causcasian.'

Skywalker · 12-07-2010, 06:00 PM

Starscream · 12-11-2010, 08:43 AM

Rear cleavage.

Eleven · 12-15-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland

Rear cleavage.

Here is some 'Rear Cleavage' me and my 12 year old son saw while eating in the mall food court a year or so ago:

guitar4001 · 12-15-2010, 08:20 PM

haha...overly caucasian

Bill86 · 12-15-2010, 08:22 PM

Overly Caucasian was the best.

12-05-2010, 10:01 AM	#1
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Political Correctness Update Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Carolinians, Missourians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'Hillbillies.' You must now refer to them as 'Appalachain-Americans.' The following new phrases should also be utilized: 1. She is not a 'Babe' or a 'Chick'. She is a 'Breasted-American.' 2. She is not 'Easy.' She is 'Horizontally Accesible.' 3. She is not a 'Dumb Blonde.' She is a 'Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway.' 4. She has not 'Been Around.' She is a 'Previously-Enjoyed Companion.' 5. She does not 'Nag' you. She becomes 'Verbally Repetitive.' 6. She is not a 'Two-Bit Hooker' She is a 'Low Cost Provider.' 7. He does not have a 'Beer Gut.' He has developed a 'Liquid Grain Storage Facility.' 8 He is not a 'Bad Dancer.' He's 'Overly Causcasian.' 9. He does not 'Get Lost All The Time.' He 'Investigates Alternative Destinations.' 10. He is not 'Balding.' He is in 'Follicle Regression.' 11. He does not act like a 'Total Ass.' He develops a case of 'Rectal-Cranial Inversion.' 12. It's not his 'Crack' you see hanging out of his pants. It's 'Rear Cleavage.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Got this email this morning there are actually a few in here I hadn't heard before. Enjoy! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

12-05-2010, 10:13 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,274 Trading: (60)	Re: Political Correctness Update __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-05-2010, 10:14 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Political Correctness Update __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-05-2010, 10:20 AM	#4
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Political Correctness Update I think they based those off my ex-wives. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

12-05-2010, 12:38 PM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: Political Correctness Update I love the joke but hate PC.

12-07-2010, 06:00 PM	#9
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Political Correctness Update __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-11-2010, 08:43 AM	#10
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Political Correctness Update Rear cleavage. __________________ Insert quote here.

12-15-2010, 08:20 PM	#12
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: Political Correctness Update haha...overly caucasian

12-15-2010, 08:22 PM	#13
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Political Correctness Update Overly Caucasian was the best.