You might be a redneck if

markem · 11-01-2010, 03:25 PM

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You own a homemade fur coat.

hotreds · 11-01-2010, 03:27 PM

your mother has a spit cup on her ironing board.

G G · 11-01-2010, 03:28 PM

kelmac07 · 11-01-2010, 05:13 PM

Nice!!

awsmith4 · 11-01-2010, 05:17 PM

My dog and I use separate trees...

longknocker · 11-01-2010, 05:39 PM

Thaplumbr · 11-01-2010, 07:05 PM

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

Easy now your getting pretty close to home thar!

GTsetGO · 11-04-2010, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4

My dog and I use separate trees...

mine is a girl, so she squats.

i however, have a tree

11-04-2010, 02:12 PM

You might be a redneck if any of your relatives have perished immediately after saying the phrase: "Hey y'all! Watch this"

Alternative phrase: "Here, hold my beer."

TonySmith · 11-04-2010, 05:29 PM

You take toilet paper to a crap game

docdoty · 11-04-2010, 05:57 PM

If your hunting vest and your boots match your gun.

Kreth · 11-04-2010, 06:38 PM

If directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road."
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MajorCaptSilly · 11-04-2010, 06:46 PM

You do redneck type stuff.

MCS

awsmith4 · 11-04-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kreth

If directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road."
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What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

cort · 11-04-2010, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by awsmith4

What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

REDNECK!!!

markem · 11-06-2010, 06:41 PM

this is your thanksgiving holiday meal

Thaplumbr · 11-06-2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmith4

What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

yall got a big chicken?..... kinda makes our big green tire look like nothing special then

357 · 11-08-2010, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by awsmith4

What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

The truth hurts. I swear there is a "landmark" near my house often referred to in giving directions (although not be me) and it is affectionately known as "The Big Chicken" although it's actually a 15 ft rooster.

markem · 11-08-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

The truth hurts. I swear there is a "landmark" near my house often referred to in giving directions (although not be me) and it is affectionately known as "The Big Chicken" although it's actually a 15 ft rooster.

When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.

357 · 11-08-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.

That's awesome. I've been a city/burbs kid my whole life. Just moved to the country in June and I love it.

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