I hate computers!

[gorob23]

That's all

Rob

[neoflex]

I like Turtles.!

[pektel]

Originally Posted by neoflex

I like Turtles.!

[shark]

Originally Posted by neoflex

I like Turtles.!

I like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Dang
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like monkeys

[Skywalker]

[massphatness]

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

[Don Fernando]

Originally Posted by massphatness

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

how about a rainy monday, do you like those? I mean minus and minus is plus right?

[Bunker]

Don't worry, I seem to be in front of one about 18 hours a day and I am pretty sure they hate us too.

[icehog3]

I hate myself for loving you.

[gorob23]

Originally Posted by icehog3

I hate myself for loving you.

read this at work and actually started to bust up laughing

Thank you and don't worry your in a in line behind "yes dear" and the 4lp

Rob

[galaga]

You're such a post whore.......

[markem]

Originally Posted by gorob23

That's all

Rob

[Doctorossi]

I hate myself for reading this thread.

I hate licorice!

[BeerAdvocate]

People, I hate people. All of you are Ok, of course

Lol... WTF?

[MajorCaptSilly]

I hate cake.


MCS

I am lying

[massphatness]

Yeah you are.
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