Howard

kelmac07 · 10-08-2010, 10:01 AM

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

She asks “What?”

He replies “SEX!!!”

Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

“I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.”

“Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard’s manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard’s manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don’t have?”

Howard smiled and replied “Parkinson’s!”

kugie · 10-08-2010, 10:13 AM

That's Funny

yourchoice · 10-08-2010, 10:25 AM

OMG Mac...that is great!

J0eybb · 10-08-2010, 10:35 AM

Ha, so wrong.

Dave128 · 10-08-2010, 10:46 AM

That's freaking hilarious!!

Gophernut · 10-08-2010, 10:54 AM

So wrong, but so funny!

longknocker · 10-08-2010, 12:18 PM

Good One, Mac!

Starscream · 10-09-2010, 01:59 PM

G G · 10-09-2010, 02:12 PM

x man · 10-09-2010, 04:08 PM

funny

Skywalker · 10-12-2010, 05:31 PM

Ewww!!!

10-08-2010, 10:01 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Howard Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks “What?” He replies “SEX!!!” Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!” “I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while.” “Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard’s manhood. Then, one night, Howard didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard’s manhood! Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don’t have?” Howard smiled and replied “Parkinson’s!” __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-08-2010, 10:13 AM	#2
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Howard That's Funny __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

10-08-2010, 10:25 AM	#3
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: Howard OMG Mac...that is great!

10-08-2010, 10:35 AM	#4
J0eybb Feeling up at Home Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,084 Trading: (5)	Re: Howard Ha, so wrong. __________________ Live Chat http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=60202

10-08-2010, 10:46 AM	#5
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Howard That's freaking hilarious!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-08-2010, 10:54 AM	#6
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Howard So wrong, but so funny! __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

10-08-2010, 12:18 PM	#7
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Howard Good One, Mac!

10-09-2010, 01:59 PM	#8
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Howard __________________ Insert quote here.

10-09-2010, 02:12 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Howard

10-09-2010, 04:08 PM	#10
x man Opus lover since 1995 Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: X Location: usa Posts: 866 Trading: (24)	Re: Howard funny

10-12-2010, 05:31 PM	#11
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Howard Ewww!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!