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Old 09-29-2010, 08:54 PM   #1
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Default Ever wonder what it would be like to explain The Matrix to The Dude?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqIUxZTdVc
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:05 PM   #2
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Love it!
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:07 PM   #3
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:11 PM   #4
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dude, whoah !
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:17 PM   #5
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Default Re: Ever wonder what it would be like to explain The Matrix to The Dud

Now, I get it!

Boy, Keanu sure has aged.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:42 PM   #6
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The Matrix just got way cooler.
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:02 PM   #7
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F'ing A!!!
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Old 09-30-2010, 03:02 PM   #8
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"The Matrix is everywhere".

"What is that, yoga?"

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Old 09-30-2010, 03:19 PM   #9
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The Dude rules!
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Old 10-05-2010, 11:16 AM   #10
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That was awesome!
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Old 10-05-2010, 04:28 PM   #11
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Folow the white rabbit!!
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