An Oldie but a Goody

Steve · 09-02-2010, 08:25 AM

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy turns and hollers, "Now we run!"

CigarNut · 09-02-2010, 09:30 AM

You're right -- An Oldie but a Goody!

kelmac07 · 09-02-2010, 02:18 PM

G G · 09-02-2010, 07:41 PM

BlackDog · 09-02-2010, 10:01 PM

Hahaha!!

Partagaspete · 09-05-2010, 08:53 AM

I knew it was coming and still laughed.

BTcigars · 09-05-2010, 04:12 PM

Very funny. Nowadays if there was a joke about a priest walking up behind a kid, it would have a different punch line.

Starscream · 09-05-2010, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BTcigars

Very funny. Nowadays if there was a joke about a priest walking up behind a kid, it would have a different punch line.

Steve · 09-05-2010, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTcigars

Very funny. Nowadays if there was a joke about a priest walking up behind a kid, it would have a different punch line.

CBI_2 · 09-05-2010, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTcigars

Very funny. Nowadays if there was a joke about a priest walking up behind a kid, it would have a different punch line.

Could provide an example?

BTcigars · 09-06-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

Could provide an example?

lol, no!

Powers · 09-05-2010, 09:09 PM

09-02-2010, 08:25 AM	#1
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Partagaspete I Do Medical Things Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The 1st State Posts: 676 Trading: (8)	Re: An Oldie but a Goody I knew it was coming and still laughed.

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BTcigars Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Sacramento CA Posts: 486 Trading: (1)	Re: An Oldie but a Goody Very funny. Nowadays if there was a joke about a priest walking up behind a kid, it would have a different punch line. __________________ Be sure to chek out my blog.

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