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Old 08-27-2010, 04:22 AM   #1
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http://www.freep.com/article/20100826/NEWS07/100826029/

And we thought cell phones and driving were bad

At first I thought this was a joke but it wasn't!! Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..
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Old 08-27-2010, 05:20 AM   #2
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Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..
Probably depends on what she looks like
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Probably depends on what she looks like
you can find out here
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you can find out here
That link doesn't work. She is butt ugly. Here is a better link: http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_n...g-traffic-stop
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Old 08-27-2010, 07:32 AM   #5
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Probably depends on what she looks like
You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted"
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You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted"
Then I would be "distracted". Perhaps Halle and I could "distract" each other.
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Outstanding!




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Was she at Shack?
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WOW! Go figure, tint on the windows!!
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Mug shots don't do people justice!
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Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!
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Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!
She is, Ferdie? Wait, let me go wake her up and ask her.
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that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.
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that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.
Yeah, we like to rotate rooms nightly, Ferdie....tonight it will be the laundry room. Oh, that spin cycle.
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Ohio Huh?

That girl is Busted Up something fierce!
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where's that 'ding' button again?
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where's that 'ding' button again?
Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday.
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Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday.
I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.
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I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.
You were being quite generous, Scott!
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You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight
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