Shark Humor

Steve · 08-03-2010, 01:41 PM

Once again, it's that time of year. The folks from up north come down, play in the surf, and then are shocked that there are actually sharks living in the water they are swimming in. A couple of days ago a lady from Pennsylvania told her son that it was safe to swim at the beach because, as she told the paper "I remember telling my son that sharks are out deep and there’s nothing to be scared of.” She ended up getting bit on the arm and taking 150 stitches. I'm really sorry that she was bitten, but come on. It's where they live, and I have see sharks in mere inches of water.

Anyway, in honor of our I Pennsylvania Shark Expert...

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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!"

GKitty · 08-03-2010, 02:02 PM

Freaking awesome!!!

BigAsh · 08-03-2010, 02:08 PM

hahaha.....too funny....oh and the joke is funny too!

BlackDog · 08-03-2010, 02:07 PM

Best joke ever!

bscottskangum · 08-03-2010, 02:13 PM

haha, funny

Coach Deg · 08-03-2010, 02:17 PM

That's good!!!!

sevans105 · 08-03-2010, 02:27 PM

Great Joke....just in time for SHARK WEEK!!!

JaKaacH · 08-03-2010, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevans105

Great Joke....just in time for SHARK WEEK!!!

Good one Steve

Tell the Pennsylvania Shark Expert they are in the shallows for just for Shark week! Have to have footage for next year.

kelmac07 · 08-03-2010, 03:13 PM

Good one!!

Steve · 08-03-2010, 08:30 PM

Actually it's ironic. Last night theey were baiting Lemon sharks into about 5-6 inches of water to see how shallow they would chase bait.

I have seen them scaping the sand with thier bellys when the mullet scools are on the beach like they are right now.

Here is a couple of pictures a friens sent me a couple of weeks ago while they were flyfishing for reds in the surf..

JaKaacH · 08-12-2010, 08:01 PM

08-03-2010, 01:41 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Shark Humor Once again, it's that time of year. The folks from up north come down, play in the surf, and then are shocked that there are actually sharks living in the water they are swimming in. A couple of days ago a lady from Pennsylvania told her son that it was safe to swim at the beach because, as she told the paper "I remember telling my son that sharks are out deep and there’s nothing to be scared of.” She ended up getting bit on the arm and taking 150 stitches. I'm really sorry that she was bitten, but come on. It's where they live, and I have see sharks in mere inches of water. Anyway, in honor of our I Pennsylvania Shark Expert... ================================================== ====== Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-03-2010, 02:02 PM	#2
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Shark Humor Freaking awesome!!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

08-03-2010, 02:08 PM	#3
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,048 Trading: (46)	Re: Shark Humor hahaha.....too funny....oh and the joke is funny too! __________________ Keith

08-03-2010, 02:07 PM	#4
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Shark Humor Best joke ever! __________________ "We live in the good of this."

08-03-2010, 02:13 PM	#5
bscottskangum Oh yeah, I'm awesome! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Barry Location: Hampton, VA Posts: 681 Trading: (11)	Re: Shark Humor haha, funny

08-03-2010, 02:17 PM	#6
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Shark Humor That's good!!!!

08-03-2010, 02:27 PM	#7
sevans105 Alpha Zombie Wolf "Sceve" Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Scott Location: Southern Minnesota Posts: 1,786 Trading: (30)	Re: Shark Humor Great Joke....just in time for SHARK WEEK!!! __________________

08-03-2010, 03:13 PM	#9
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Shark Humor Good one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-03-2010, 08:30 PM	#10
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Shark Humor Actually it's ironic. Last night theey were baiting Lemon sharks into about 5-6 inches of water to see how shallow they would chase bait. I have seen them scaping the sand with thier bellys when the mullet scools are on the beach like they are right now. Here is a couple of pictures a friens sent me a couple of weeks ago while they were flyfishing for reds in the surf.. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-12-2010, 08:01 PM	#11
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Shark Humor __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???