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07-16-2010, 10:21 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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I want to go back to the time when:
~ Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
~ Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming "do over!" ~ "Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest. ~ Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly." ~ Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening. ~ It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends. ~ Being old referred to anyone over 20. ~ The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and the rules didn't matter. ~ The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties. ~ It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb or take my nose off my face. ~ It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event. ~ Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot. ~ Nobody was prettier than Mom. ~ Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better. ~ It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park. ~ Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true. ~ Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare." ~ Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures. ~ "Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense. ~ Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles. ~ The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team. ~ War was a card game. ~ Water balloons were the ultimate weapon. ~ Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle. ~ Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin. ~ Ice cream was considered a basic food group. ~ Older siblings were the worst tormentors but also the fiercest protectors.
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07-16-2010, 10:51 AM | #3 |
Feeling up at Home
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Re: I want to go back to the time when:
The good ol' days
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07-16-2010, 12:24 PM | #4 |
Resident Maduro Whore!!
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Re: I want to go back to the time when:
Oh yes...the good 'ole days!!
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07-16-2010, 02:32 PM | #7 |
C O W eieio.
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Re: I want to go back to the time when:
Don't forget you can't keep score! And every kid gets a trophy!!!
Is the time machine ready, because those were the days. Last edited by Coach Deg; 07-16-2010 at 02:38 PM. |
07-16-2010, 03:48 PM | #11 |
Ronin smoker
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Re: I want to go back to the time when:
I remember me and my friends crowding around a water spigot at the park after a pickup baseball game. Hell, sometimes we'd drink from a creek. None of us got sick.
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07-16-2010, 04:57 PM | #12 | |
Real cars have 3 pedals
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