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Old 06-14-2010, 03:28 PM   #1
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Default New medicines approved by the fda

Histalavista: Say bye-bye to those allergies.

Milk of Amnesia: Infant formula to help babies forget birth trauma.

Non-Interferon: Black market drug often slipped to unsuspecting in-laws.

Testsoteroni: A hormonal supplement eaten as pasta.

Aesthetominophen: You don't feel any better, but you look fabulous.

Elmer's Aspirin: Half aspirin and half glue, for those splitting headaches.

Preparation H with Aspirin: Offers relief from people who are a pain in the posterior.
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:30 PM   #2
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Some of those sound handy
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Old 06-14-2010, 05:13 PM   #3
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Nice!!
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Old 06-14-2010, 05:14 PM   #4
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My wife needs the first one and I need a LOT of the last one.
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