The Father Takes The Pain

CBI_2 · 11-03-2008, 08:49 PM

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was found dead on the porch!!!!

Scottw · 11-03-2008, 08:51 PM

Thats great!!

dunng · 11-04-2008, 07:46 AM

Bad... so bad...

theonlybear4CORT · 11-03-2008, 08:52 PM

good one

G G · 11-03-2008, 09:14 PM

I like it.

Mugen910 · 11-03-2008, 09:25 PM

haha i didnt see that one coming. nice
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Skywalker · 11-03-2008, 09:32 PM

Old joke with a new twist!!! Thanks!!!

Old Sailor · 11-03-2008, 09:36 PM

Dang, I spit coffee out my nose!

11-03-2008, 08:49 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Father Takes The Pain A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was found dead on the porch!!!! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-03-2008, 08:51 PM	#2
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain Thats great!! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

11-04-2008, 07:46 AM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain Bad... so bad... __________________ MassHole Banter

11-03-2008, 08:52 PM	#4
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain good one

11-03-2008, 09:14 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain I like it.

11-03-2008, 09:25 PM	#6
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain haha i didnt see that one coming. nice Posted via Mobile Device

11-03-2008, 09:32 PM	#7
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain Old joke with a new twist!!! Thanks!!!

11-03-2008, 09:36 PM	#8
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,204 Trading: (22)	Re: The Father Takes The Pain Dang, I spit coffee out my nose! __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!