Elk Sex

Blueface · 06-07-2010, 05:50 PM

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"

cort · 06-07-2010, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"

Blindjimme · 06-07-2010, 05:58 PM

Ha!

M1903A1 · 06-07-2010, 07:01 PM

Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading!

kelmac07 · 06-07-2010, 08:05 PM

Nice!!

Pat1075 · 06-07-2010, 08:06 PM

lol

Skywalker · 06-08-2010, 09:27 AM

Don't tell Darrell!!!

Dave128 · 06-08-2010, 09:46 AM

That's funny, I don't care who ya are!!

06-09-2010, 04:05 AM

Lmao!!!

Starscream · 06-10-2010, 03:14 PM

There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head...

STEVE S · 06-10-2010, 03:26 PM

Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.

06-07-2010, 05:50 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Elk Sex Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!" __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

06-07-2010, 05:58 PM	#3
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: Elk Sex Ha!

06-07-2010, 07:01 PM	#4
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: Elk Sex Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading! __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

06-07-2010, 08:05 PM	#5
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06-07-2010, 08:06 PM	#6
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06-08-2010, 09:27 AM	#7
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06-08-2010, 09:46 AM	#8
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Elk Sex That's funny, I don't care who ya are!! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

06-09-2010, 04:05 AM	#9
PuffdaMagic Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Elk Sex Lmao!!!

06-10-2010, 03:14 PM	#10
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Elk Sex There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head... __________________ Insert quote here.

06-10-2010, 03:26 PM	#11
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Elk Sex Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.