Dad at the mall

Blueface · 06-01-2010, 08:03 AM

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 82). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. His clothes were equally colorful: bright blue pants, electric green shirt, yellow belt....and I think there was eye makeup involved, too. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Emjaysmash · 06-01-2010, 08:44 AM

LMAO

68TriShield · 06-01-2010, 08:52 AM

LOL only Dad

Skywalker · 06-01-2010, 08:53 AM

colinb913 · 06-01-2010, 09:12 AM

hahaha, one of the few jokes that literally made me laugh.
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neoflex · 06-01-2010, 09:23 AM

I needed that chuckle this morning! Thanks.

kelmac07 · 06-01-2010, 09:45 AM

Made in Dade · 06-01-2010, 05:05 PM

longknocker · 06-01-2010, 05:27 PM

Good One, Carlos!

Mr B · 06-01-2010, 05:36 PM

Got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks

Superbad · 06-01-2010, 05:41 PM

Dad FTW!

CasaDooley · 06-02-2010, 01:15 PM

Dad 1-teen 0

M1903A1 · 06-02-2010, 03:11 PM

Utter genius!!

tomc3084 · 06-02-2010, 03:15 PM

Your dad is the man!

1badhog07 · 06-02-2010, 03:37 PM

that is funny..nearly choked on my beer..

ashtonlady · 06-02-2010, 05:46 PM

Thank you, I needed that laugh.

cort · 06-02-2010, 06:30 PM

YES

SeanGAR · 06-02-2010, 06:33 PM

Shake his hand for me, that was a great one.

STEVE S · 06-03-2010, 09:02 AM

Carlos, it is aparent that you may be a chip off the old block. Your dad still has a lot
on the ball, great story, I wish I could have seen the teenagers reaction.

Blueface · 06-03-2010, 09:09 AM

Guys,
While this is something I truly don't put pass my dad doing, can't take credit for it.
It is a joke and meant to make you guys smile.

06-01-2010, 08:03 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Dad at the mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 82). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. His clothes were equally colorful: bright blue pants, electric green shirt, yellow belt....and I think there was eye makeup involved, too. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Dad at the mall LMAO __________________

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68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Dad at the mall LOL only Dad

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colinb913 Workin' at a Cigar Shop Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Colin Location: Indiana Posts: 540 Trading: (1)	Re: Dad at the mall hahaha, one of the few jokes that literally made me laugh. Posted via Mobile Device

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neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Dad at the mall I needed that chuckle this morning! Thanks. __________________

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longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,174 Trading: (82)	Re: Dad at the mall Good One, Carlos!

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Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: Dad at the mall Got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks

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Superbad Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bobby Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 1,784 Trading: (53)	Re: Dad at the mall Dad FTW!

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ashtonlady The Lady is Here Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Laura Location: Seattle WA Posts: 1,090 Trading: (8)	Re: Dad at the mall Thank you, I needed that laugh.

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cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Dad at the mall YES

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STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Dad at the mall Carlos, it is aparent that you may be a chip off the old block. Your dad still has a lot on the ball, great story, I wish I could have seen the teenagers reaction.

06-03-2010, 09:09 AM	#20
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Dad at the mall Guys, While this is something I truly don't put pass my dad doing, can't take credit for it. It is a joke and meant to make you guys smile. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian