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05-27-2010, 08:07 AM | #1 |
Dad Jokester Supreme
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New Definitions
~ Excommunicated: Received a phone call from a former spouse
~ Protestants: Worker ants out to overthrow the Queen ~ Fanatic: To cool off the extreme upper portion of the house ~ Cauterize: Made eye contact with her ~ Donkey: Object that unlocks door to Godfather's home ~ Icing: What I do when I shower ~ Understudy: Prepare inadequately for the exam ~ Current: The fee charged by Rent-A-Mutt ~ Paradise: What you shoot craps with ~ Store Detective: Counter spy ~ Cannibal: A guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter ~ Infantry: A newly planted sapling
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