YOUR favorite sayings......

TripleF · 05-22-2010, 07:06 AM

Don't know if there is a thread already in existance for this topic....but I thought I'd ask.....what's YOUR favorite saying? Or one of them? Or a couple of them?

What prompted this was utilizing my handy-dandy Swiss Army Knife to trim a few nose hairs, when I remembered one of my favorite sayings:

A man without a knife, is a man without a life!!

massphatness · 05-22-2010, 07:22 AM

Do not despair that the rosebush has thorns; rather rejoice that the thornbush has roses.

jsnake · 05-22-2010, 07:25 AM

That's what she said

1badhog07 · 05-22-2010, 07:36 AM

say it aint so!

BigAsh · 05-22-2010, 07:45 AM

Hahaha....Just keep a steady hand with that knife Scott!.

timo · 05-22-2010, 08:18 AM

Life is short eat dessert first

JaKaacH · 05-22-2010, 10:21 AM

If you don't change today, tomorrow will be like yesterday...

MedicCook · 05-22-2010, 10:22 AM

This job blows.

pnoon · 05-22-2010, 10:23 AM

The glass is always half-full.

MajorCaptSilly · 05-22-2010, 10:43 AM

A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable.

Soup is food.

Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle.

Crying is just like laughing except you're sad.

When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door.

An apple a day is good if you like apples.

MCS

SmokeyJoe · 05-22-2010, 10:47 AM

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."

(After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!"

(You probably guessed I live in the South.)

TripleF · 05-22-2010, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach

G G · 05-22-2010, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleF

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach

Grits are grocery's though.

Kreth · 05-22-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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qwerty1500 · 05-22-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]

I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.

JaKaacH · 05-22-2010, 07:58 PM

I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.

kgraybill · 05-22-2010, 09:15 PM

There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!

replicant_argent · 05-22-2010, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon

The glass is always half-full.

Peter gets short poured all the time.

05-22-2010, 02:57 PM

Things are more like today than they've ever been before.

bvilchez · 05-22-2010, 11:00 AM

WTF Over!?!?!
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MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: YOUR favorite sayings...... A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable. Soup is food. Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle. Crying is just like laughing except you're sad. When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door. An apple a day is good if you like apples. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

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