How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse?

Tripp · 04-22-2010, 12:04 AM

If the zombie apocalypse happened today, how long until you run out of cigars?

For me, if the humi came with me, and I couldn't restock, I'd probably last around 4 months at 3-5 smokes a day.

What about you?

loki · 04-22-2010, 12:05 AM

not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

lightning9191 · 04-22-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by loki

not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

Anytime a package shows up of either I always use the excuse of a zombie apocalypse. My wife seems to handle it much better seeing me stocking up to protect her from the hellish onslaught of the undead. It works much better than saying "I haven't tried these yet."

04-22-2010, 12:07 AM

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

KenyanSandBoa · 04-22-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

All valid questions...

If there was a zombie apocalypse I would probably want to go out Hollywood style and be buring a cigar at all times while I raise hell on the undead. I'm thinking I could a couple of months out my humis at that rate.

n3uka · 04-22-2010, 09:04 AM

Nothing like a good after brain cigar

brigey57 · 04-22-2010, 01:04 PM

It's all in theory mind you, but not long enough. If an apocalypse zombie attack would occur today, I'd be lighting and torching the zombies so they could track the smoke to the very crisp dead zombies!! Then I would smoke for about six months and then I'd have to track out some new smokes...ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

Dooge · 04-22-2010, 04:18 PM

first, i'm not sure if i would be able to bring everything with me. I have a couple of travel humidors that are waterproof/damage resistant so they would last some time. Take the foam separators out and then i should be able to fit more in. Maybe one day i will pick up one of those 30 count travel humi's, that would probably fit everything i have right there. Smoking just one a night would last me for a few weeks. Then I'd have to burgle smoke shops and lounges.

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Originally Posted by sodomanaz

Would the smoke attract the zombies? Would the glow of the lit cigar give away your location? Where exactly are we hiding out? Is it well ventilated?

As far as I can work out, they're not attracted to the smell of smoke. They do seem to have an acute sense of smell but are more attuned to the human flesh than anything else.

Its a tough thing to say what they are and are not attracted to.

Just remember folks, head for the high ground. Burn the stairs and bar the windows.

theonlybear4CORT · 04-22-2010, 12:10 AM

I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

Tripp · 04-22-2010, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike

I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tripp

No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

04-22-2010, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tripp

No reason to cover your @$$ if you don't have cigars!

Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars.

loki · 04-22-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars.

nope

Tripp · 04-22-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Their are more important reasons for survival than cigars.

You must not be smoking Tats, because they're worth fighting for.

loki · 04-22-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sonic_mike

I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

thats why you bug in

04-22-2010, 01:07 AM

We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die.

If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by tmoney2007

We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die...

Sounds like you would have a good reason to live

Ashcan Bill · 04-22-2010, 01:47 AM

Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.

CasaDooley · 04-22-2010, 02:03 AM

Years.
Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni.

spectrrr · 04-22-2010, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill

Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.

I think I would run out of cigars well before I ran out of ammo.... although there would probably still be plenty of zombies

c'mon, don't you fools read? Gotta stock up on the swords too! ..... although..... It would be A LOT harder to smoke a cigar while wielding a sword.... kinda spoils the fun

04-22-2010, 12:04 AM	#1
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loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? not long enough....need to stock up on ammo and cigars

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n3uka Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The house on the corner Posts: 685 Trading: (30)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Nothing like a good after brain cigar

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theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? I would leave my cigars where they are in a zombie apocalypse,no time to smoke a cigar when you have to cover your own @$$!

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tmoney2007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? We've already had this discussion at my local B&M. We are going to hole up in the shop. We will smoke till we die. If I couldn't make it, I'd be fine for a while. The best ones would go first though.

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Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Considering how much ammo I've got, I'd probably run out of zombies before I ran out of cigars.

04-22-2010, 02:03 AM	#19
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: How long would your cigars last during a zombie apocalypse? Years. Wait a minute, did you say zombie or zamboni? And why would I be afraid of a brain eating zamboni. __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*