Most hilarious guy ever

forgop · 04-05-2010, 06:28 PM

I've seen it mentioned on other boards, but I didn't see any history on him here. Even if you don't care to tweet, you should join and follow this guy if nothing else. It would be a lot of fun to herf with this guy. Book is coming out in May and I've already pre-ordered it on amazon.com.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A couple sayings from dad(edited a bit because his dad doesn't filter anything he says):

"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My di<k's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an a$$hole."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fu<king Honda Accord."

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

04-05-2010, 06:38 PM

Hmmm.I'll just take your word for it and move along

shilala · 04-05-2010, 07:04 PM

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
I liked that. That guy's Dad must have stole all his material from my Dad.

replicant_argent · 04-05-2010, 07:13 PM

Twittering is vile. Twitterers are vile. Twittering is a deviant form of texting, which is a form of communication that has never really appealed to me. Some people like the instant gratification it provides, I suppose. I think it is sometimes okay for people to NOT know what you are doing, or every trivial piece of dung in your mind. I suppose that is an interesting way to look at my particular demographic as opposed to even adults 8 or 10 years younger than my middle aged butt. Twittering is probably the next coming of the Messiah for those with short attention spans, however. Who am I to judge.
I am sure he is chuckle-icious, however.

Wait, was that just something shiny?

Squirrell!!!!!!!!!!!!

04-05-2010, 07:19 PM

Sorry to be so quick to judge, but knowing my own dad all my life, when I hear the words dad and joke in the same sentence I run far and fast!!

Lorglath · 04-05-2010, 08:28 PM

I love it.

Neuromancer · 04-05-2010, 09:35 PM

He has a book coming out in May titled "Sh*t My Dad Says"...considering the stuff on that website it's pretty funny chit...

forgop · 04-05-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuromancer

He has a book coming out in May titled "Sh*t My Dad Says"...considering the stuff on that website it's pretty funny chit...

I read an interview on the guy who tweets this stuff-he's evidently been writing this stuff down in notebooks for a long time.

04-05-2010, 06:28 PM	#1
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Most hilarious guy ever I've seen it mentioned on other boards, but I didn't see any history on him here. Even if you don't care to tweet, you should join and follow this guy if nothing else. It would be a lot of fun to herf with this guy. Book is coming out in May and I've already pre-ordered it on amazon.com. http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays A couple sayings from dad(edited a bit because his dad doesn't filter anything he says): "Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My di<k's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an a$$hole." "Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fu<king Honda Accord." "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

04-05-2010, 06:38 PM	#2
bookman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Most hilarious guy ever Hmmm.I'll just take your word for it and move along

04-05-2010, 07:04 PM	#3
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Most hilarious guy ever "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." I liked that. That guy's Dad must have stole all his material from my Dad. __________________

04-05-2010, 07:13 PM	#4
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Most hilarious guy ever Twittering is vile. Twitterers are vile. Twittering is a deviant form of texting, which is a form of communication that has never really appealed to me. Some people like the instant gratification it provides, I suppose. I think it is sometimes okay for people to NOT know what you are doing, or every trivial piece of dung in your mind. I suppose that is an interesting way to look at my particular demographic as opposed to even adults 8 or 10 years younger than my middle aged butt. Twittering is probably the next coming of the Messiah for those with short attention spans, however. Who am I to judge. I am sure he is chuckle-icious, however. Wait, was that just something shiny? Squirrell!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

04-05-2010, 07:19 PM	#5
bookman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Most hilarious guy ever Sorry to be so quick to judge, but knowing my own dad all my life, when I hear the words dad and joke in the same sentence I run far and fast!!

04-05-2010, 08:28 PM	#6
Lorglath Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bloomington, MN Posts: 75 Trading: (0)	Re: Most hilarious guy ever I love it.

04-05-2010, 09:35 PM	#7
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: Most hilarious guy ever He has a book coming out in May titled "Sht My Dad Says"...considering the stuff on that website it's pretty funny chit... __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916*