What the hell is in Canadian food?

02-26-2010, 11:14 AM

Man, I think I'd have to kill myself if this happened to me. I actually feel sorry for her.
http://www.manofest.com/Content/news...-accident.html

McSmokey · 02-26-2010, 11:17 AM

OMG That is bad

Starscream · 02-26-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Resipsa

Man, I think I'd have to kill myself if this happened to me. I actually feel sorry for her.
http://www.manofest.com/Content/news...-accident.html

Oops.

MedicCook · 02-26-2010, 11:18 AM

That is horrible.

G G · 02-26-2010, 11:21 AM

Embarrasing I'm sure.

St. Lou Stu · 02-26-2010, 11:21 AM

Vic, you know you were laughing your ass off!

God, that is horrible.... did you hear the other two dudes? lol

md4958 · 02-26-2010, 11:25 AM

you can see her pinchin it at one point.

the title of that should be "when bad things happen to hot chicks"

cort · 02-26-2010, 11:30 AM

Sometimes you gamble and lose

G G · 02-26-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Cort

Sometimes you gamble and lose

Rabidsquirrel · 02-26-2010, 11:37 AM

It doesn't look like a case of G and L. Maybe she had that 'guts and butts' virus that went around.

RightAJ · 02-26-2010, 11:55 AM

Hahaha that is awful! Hilarious though

aj

thebiglebowski · 02-26-2010, 12:06 PM

phillip seymour hoffman and the phrase "i sharted" were the first thing that came to mind. the second thing was - she picked the wrong day to wear white pants. i know i shouldn't laugh but that was hilarious.

02-26-2010, 12:47 PM

Oddly, I did not laugh at that. I just felt really embarrassed for her.

A funny story about my little brother (R.I.P.). Similar to this.

He had some bowel issues one day coming home from Sacramento. He happened to fart and soil his drawers. He was 10 at the time.

We were still an hour from home basically in the middle of nowhere. Between Placerville and Tahoe.

So my Mom pulls over on this side road and I go to the trunk of the car to see if their was anything in the trunk to help with the situation.

There was not, but their was a box of giant Hefty trash bags.

My Mom had him strip down and get inside the trash bag.

He then rode home for the next hour naked in a trash bag.

Anytime I wanted to get under his skin, I'd tell him "Hey remember that time you farted and **** your pants and had to ride home naked in a trash bag???"

Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

Neuromancer · 02-26-2010, 01:38 PM

Marie's father (RIP) used to say "never put your trust in a fart."

CigarNut · 02-26-2010, 03:27 PM

It is a funny and sad situation -- the thing I am surprised at is how the video reached the Internet. You would think that the some of the people involved would show a little discretion... On the other hand, knowing how reporters are these days maybe they don't know what discretion is... that's the real sad part...

02-26-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CigarNut

It is a funny and sad situation -- the thing I am surprised at is how the video reached the Internet. You would think that the some of the people involved would show a little discretion... On the other hand, knowing how reporters are these days maybe they don't know what discretion is... that's the real sad part...

So true.

G G · 02-26-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

Glad you shared it Darrell.

GWN · 02-26-2010, 06:48 PM

Would love to hear the translation after the mishap.

Rabidsquirrel · 02-26-2010, 08:04 PM

I'm pretty sure she said "****".

Err, the magical F bomb.

Kreth · 02-26-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rabidsquirrel

I'm pretty sure she said "****".

Err, the magical F bomb.

Seems like the S word would have been more appropriate.

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02-26-2010, 11:14 AM	#1
Resipsa Guest Posts: n/a	What the hell is in Canadian food? Man, I think I'd have to kill myself if this happened to me. I actually feel sorry for her. http://www.manofest.com/Content/news...-accident.html

02-26-2010, 11:17 AM	#2
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02-26-2010, 11:37 AM	#10
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02-26-2010, 11:55 AM	#11
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02-26-2010, 12:06 PM	#12
thebiglebowski Jack White's Roadie... Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: larry Location: music city, USA Posts: 665 Trading: (0)	Re: What the hell is in Canadian food? phillip seymour hoffman and the phrase "i sharted" were the first thing that came to mind. the second thing was - she picked the wrong day to wear white pants. i know i shouldn't laugh but that was hilarious.

02-26-2010, 12:47 PM	#13
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What the hell is in Canadian food? Oddly, I did not laugh at that. I just felt really embarrassed for her. A funny story about my little brother (R.I.P.). Similar to this. He had some bowel issues one day coming home from Sacramento. He happened to fart and soil his drawers. He was 10 at the time. We were still an hour from home basically in the middle of nowhere. Between Placerville and Tahoe. So my Mom pulls over on this side road and I go to the trunk of the car to see if their was anything in the trunk to help with the situation. There was not, but their was a box of giant Hefty trash bags. My Mom had him strip down and get inside the trash bag. He then rode home for the next hour naked in a trash bag. Anytime I wanted to get under his skin, I'd tell him "Hey remember that time you farted and **** your pants and had to ride home naked in a trash bag???" Man, I miss him. Thanks for the opportunity to share the story.

02-26-2010, 01:38 PM	#14
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02-26-2010, 08:04 PM	#19
Rabidsquirrel Moderately Confused Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pennsylvania, US Posts: 576 Trading: (5)	Re: What the hell is in Canadian food? I'm pretty sure she said "****". Err, the magical F bomb.