Depression (A JOKE)

G G · 02-11-2010, 05:30 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel,
this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

02-11-2010, 05:36 PM

kelmac07 · 02-11-2010, 07:11 PM

LOL!!

Coach Deg · 02-11-2010, 07:34 PM

Lmao!!!!!

02-11-2010, 07:40 PM

Nice Greg

02-12-2010, 09:39 AM

LOL Amazing!

02-11-2010, 05:30 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Depression (A JOKE) Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land". Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.... Last edited by G G; 02-11-2010 at 05:36 PM.

02-11-2010, 05:36 PM	#2
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Depression (A JOKE)

02-11-2010, 07:11 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Depression (A JOKE) LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-11-2010, 07:34 PM	#4
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Depression (A JOKE) Lmao!!!!!

02-11-2010, 07:40 PM	#5
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Depression (A JOKE) Nice Greg

02-12-2010, 09:39 AM	#6
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Depression (A JOKE) LOL Amazing!