Start your day with a laugh!

Giant & 49er Fan · 02-09-2010, 06:29 AM

Never question a drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my
items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind me watched
as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing
up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I
indeed had never found Mr. Right. I
looked at the six items on the belt and
saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections
that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said,
"Yes you are correct."
"But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're butt ugly".

shilala · 02-09-2010, 06:44 AM

LOL. Thanks, Jaime!!!

TripleF · 02-09-2010, 08:17 AM

lol

02-09-2010, 08:20 AM

i am sure u will find mr right someday mate lolol

marge796 · 02-09-2010, 08:22 AM

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Powers · 02-09-2010, 08:29 AM

02-09-2010, 06:29 AM	#1
Giant & 49er Fan Formerly known as RPguy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Jaime Location: McCovey Cove! Posts: 1,318 Trading: (35)	Start your day with a laugh! Never question a drunk I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Yes you are correct." "But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're butt ugly". __________________ "This cigar tastes like the weekend!" - JBoogie

02-09-2010, 06:44 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Start your day with a laugh! LOL. Thanks, Jaime!!! __________________

02-09-2010, 08:17 AM	#3
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