Colonoscopy Remarks

CBI_2 · 01-15-2010, 06:21 PM

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

"Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Tenor CS · 01-15-2010, 06:51 PM

Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.

kelmac07 · 01-15-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.

Same here!!

maxnmisty435 · 01-15-2010, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.

so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing

cort · 01-15-2010, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

I was knocked the fuggout.

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Same here!!

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Originally Posted by maxnmisty435

so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahha!!!!!!

Tenor CS · 01-15-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by maxnmisty435

so what you are saying is you hope he used his finger because you really have no way of knowing

When I was loopy coming out of the anesthesia, my wife said that I was farting up a storm and singing "Looking in my big brown eye, la la la la la la ..."

We also had this conversation:

Wife: Well, he said everything looked normal.
Me: I have a beautiful colon.

Tenor CS · 01-15-2010, 09:12 PM

I kind of wish you could get a DVD like women can with an ultrasound of their baby.

Skywalker · 01-15-2010, 10:43 PM

The comments that you guys made are hilarious!!!

Fishbeadtwo · 01-15-2010, 10:45 PM

Last thing I remember saying was "hey it's kinda drafty in here!"

Steve · 01-15-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Hey, I resemble tat!

TheStatsGuy · 01-18-2010, 10:08 AM

"Wow and I didn't even have to buy you dinner first huh Doc!"

01-15-2010, 06:21 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Colonoscopy Remarks A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-15-2010, 06:51 PM	#2
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Colonoscopy Remarks Hell, all I said during my colonoscopy was "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." I was knocked the fuggout. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

01-15-2010, 09:12 PM	#7
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: Colonoscopy Remarks I kind of wish you could get a DVD like women can with an ultrasound of their baby. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

01-15-2010, 10:43 PM	#8
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Colonoscopy Remarks The comments that you guys made are hilarious!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-15-2010, 10:45 PM	#9
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: Colonoscopy Remarks Last thing I remember saying was "hey it's kinda drafty in here!" __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

01-18-2010, 10:08 AM	#11
TheStatsGuy I'm a proud Masshole Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Tim #4 Location: Somewhere, WMASS Posts: 288 Trading: (17)	Re: Colonoscopy Remarks "Wow and I didn't even have to buy you dinner first huh Doc!" __________________ Why is it a dog rocket and not a cat crater?