Execution delayed

timo · 11-20-2009, 12:54 PM

My execution has been temporarily delayed. I intercepted the Visa bill before me wife could see it. Now what to do....hmmm.
I'm powerless over buying cigars and my life is unmanageable

RightAJ · 11-20-2009, 12:55 PM

Haha you need therapy! I know a nice place for cigar buying addiction recovery... its called cigarbid.com

aj

timo · 11-20-2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RightAJ

Haha you need therapy! I know a nice place for cigar buying addiction recovery... its called cigarbid.com

aj

That's like having an AA meeting at the bar or GA meeting at the casino

MedicCook · 11-20-2009, 04:01 PM

I see nothing wrong with that Tim.

marge796 · 11-20-2009, 01:04 PM

I'm glad that it's not just me who suffers from this affliction. May the cigar gods show mercy on all of us.

Chris.....

kelmac07 · 11-20-2009, 04:02 PM

Looks like the couch is in your future brother!!! I know the feeling.

timo · 11-20-2009, 04:29 PM

I like you guys! Maybe we can start a support group?

1badhog07 · 11-21-2009, 08:58 AM

Yeah either the couch or the doghouse!

11-21-2009, 09:37 AM

What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.

Thrak · 11-21-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyanide

What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.

Holy crap, if you have to do all that to hide stuff from your wife, you need to reevaluate your marriage.

timo · 11-21-2009, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyanide

What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.

Now that is a thinking man

mosesbotbol · 11-21-2009, 11:16 AM

I'll just say it once....

Pre-paid Visa Card.

11-20-2009, 12:54 PM	#1
timo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MA Posts: 723 Trading: (0)	Execution delayed My execution has been temporarily delayed. I intercepted the Visa bill before me wife could see it. Now what to do....hmmm. I'm powerless over buying cigars and my life is unmanageable __________________ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

11-20-2009, 12:55 PM	#2
RightAJ Here Franky Franky Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: aj Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 915 Trading: (3)	Re: Execution delayed Haha you need therapy! I know a nice place for cigar buying addiction recovery... its called cigarbid.com aj

11-20-2009, 04:01 PM	#4
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Execution delayed I see nothing wrong with that Tim. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

11-20-2009, 01:04 PM	#5
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Execution delayed I'm glad that it's not just me who suffers from this affliction. May the cigar gods show mercy on all of us. Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

11-20-2009, 04:02 PM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Execution delayed Looks like the couch is in your future brother!!! I know the feeling. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-20-2009, 04:29 PM	#7
timo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: MA Posts: 723 Trading: (0)	Re: Execution delayed I like you guys! Maybe we can start a support group? __________________ Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

11-21-2009, 08:58 AM	#8
1badhog07 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: gustavo Location: laredo,tx Posts: 215 Trading: (2)	Re: Execution delayed Yeah either the couch or the doghouse! __________________ I WILL SMOKE NO CIGAR BEFORE ITS TIME

11-21-2009, 09:37 AM	#9
Cyanide Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Execution delayed What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase. That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse. Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.

11-21-2009, 11:16 AM	#12
mosesbotbol That's a Corgi Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moses Location: Boston Posts: 6,171 Trading: (6)	Re: Execution delayed I'll just say it once.... Pre-paid Visa Card. __________________ Port Wine & Claret \| British Cars \| Welsh Corgi's