White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker)

T.G · 09-21-2009, 09:38 AM

I originally wrote this review back in July '08 for another site, reposting here for Darrell.
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The highly coveted White Owl Pineapple Tubos...

As I take this cigar out of it's exceptionally stylish yellow and black tubo, I can't help but immediately notice three things:
1) how flawless the wrapper is and how I would expect nothing less from tobacco-infused brown masking tape.
2) the prelight aroma - this cigar smells like one of the air "tropical scent" freshners you hang from the rearview mirror of your car.
3) that I'm only on my 2nd martini, I hope that will be enough to make it though this cigar.

I've admired this cigar long enough, so now it's time to fire it up. No need to clip, it's already pre punched for your convienence, so after verifying that I have both the local poision control center number and 911 on speed dial, I apply fire to the foot.

The cigar lights up easily and I am soon greeted with volumes of putrid smoke.

I must say, the flavor sucks, the finish tastes like I'm chewing on an Advil tablet, the burning aroma is wretched but damn, for short filler, this cigar burns straight and sure can hold an ash!

I'm now about 2" or 2-1/2" into this cigar and with my face burning from the chemicals in the smoke and my taste buds screaming for the pain to stop I'm starting to wonder if this is what it would feel like to have Muhammad Ali open up a can of whup-ass on my face. I drink some more of my martini to ease the pain...

I'm trying for another few puffs here, but after about another 1/2" or so, this beating is just more than I can endure and my corner throws in the towel.

It took me about a 1/4 of a bottle of Listerine to get the flavor of that cigar out of my mouth.

Do I think this is a good cigar? Well, it did have a nice ash for chopped filler...
Would I buy this cigar? Oh, hell yes, just so long as I don't have to smoke it again...

itsme_timd · 09-21-2009, 09:41 AM

HAHAHAHA!!! I love this review! I did a similar one on another site for a Game Green. It had a very similar effect on me.

HK3- · 09-21-2009, 11:00 AM

You know they are bad when people only buy them to empty the contents out.

BlackDog · 09-21-2009, 11:03 AM

I gave you a bump for bravery above and beyond the call of duty.

TripleF · 09-21-2009, 11:29 AM

You get extra credit for attempting to smoke it and the pics are fantastic!!

Skywalker · 09-21-2009, 12:37 PM

Thanks you for contaminating my Show Us A Great Pair Thread!!!

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...&postcount=145

That Martini probably would have paired just as well with the plastic tubo!!!

kelmac07 · 09-21-2009, 01:42 PM

Adam...you got balls brother!!

BlackIrish · 09-21-2009, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

As I take this cigar out of it's exceptionally stylish yellow and black tubo, I can't help but immediately notice three things:
1) how flawless the wrapper is and how I would expect nothing less from tobacco-infused brown masking tape.
2) the prelight aroma - this cigar smells like one of the air "tropical scent" freshners you hang from the rearview mirror of your car.
3) that I'm only on my 2nd martini, I hope that will be enough to make it though this cigar.

Love it!

tuxpuff · 09-21-2009, 03:34 PM

That's one sweet review! Thanks!

11-19-2009, 09:34 PM

Just seen this now. That's some scary sh!t there man.

Adriftpanda · 11-20-2009, 02:46 AM

You know, I should pair this review with the White Owl Peach!

11-20-2009, 09:50 AM

Thanks for taking one for the team

Bruins Fan · 11-20-2009, 10:02 AM

Great review.

csbrewfisher · 11-20-2009, 10:48 AM

I would expect those cigars to be passed out here.

bobarian · 11-20-2009, 10:53 AM

Great stuff Adam, terrific pics.

The Peach one that Huy smoked at the Lathrop herf smelled like soap. I thought he was going to hurl. I dont think he made it as far as you did.

roughrider · 11-20-2009, 02:34 PM

Nice pics.

11-23-2009, 11:01 PM

Funny! Gave you some rep for enduring that!

OHRD · 11-24-2009, 11:29 AM

A better man than I!

Skywalker · 11-24-2009, 12:07 PM

An oldie but a goodie!!!

Just smoke those things down wind from me!!!

T.G · 11-24-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

An oldie but a goodie!!!

Just smoke those things down wind from me!!!

I was about 100 miles downwind of you when I smoked this cigar...

09-21-2009, 09:38 AM	#1
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) I originally wrote this review back in July '08 for another site, reposting here for Darrell. ---------------- The highly coveted White Owl Pineapple Tubos... As I take this cigar out of it's exceptionally stylish yellow and black tubo, I can't help but immediately notice three things: 1) how flawless the wrapper is and how I would expect nothing less from tobacco-infused brown masking tape. 2) the prelight aroma - this cigar smells like one of the air "tropical scent" freshners you hang from the rearview mirror of your car. 3) that I'm only on my 2nd martini, I hope that will be enough to make it though this cigar. I've admired this cigar long enough, so now it's time to fire it up. No need to clip, it's already pre punched for your convienence, so after verifying that I have both the local poision control center number and 911 on speed dial, I apply fire to the foot. The cigar lights up easily and I am soon greeted with volumes of putrid smoke. I must say, the flavor sucks, the finish tastes like I'm chewing on an Advil tablet, the burning aroma is wretched but damn, for short filler, this cigar burns straight and sure can hold an ash! I'm now about 2" or 2-1/2" into this cigar and with my face burning from the chemicals in the smoke and my taste buds screaming for the pain to stop I'm starting to wonder if this is what it would feel like to have Muhammad Ali open up a can of whup-ass on my face. I drink some more of my martini to ease the pain... I'm trying for another few puffs here, but after about another 1/2" or so, this beating is just more than I can endure and my corner throws in the towel. It took me about a 1/4 of a bottle of Listerine to get the flavor of that cigar out of my mouth. Do I think this is a good cigar? Well, it did have a nice ash for chopped filler... Would I buy this cigar? Oh, hell yes, just so long as I don't have to smoke it again...

09-21-2009, 09:41 AM	#2
itsme_timd Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Tim Location: Woodstock, GA Posts: 338 Trading: (3)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) HAHAHAHA!!! I love this review! I did a similar one on another site for a Game Green. It had a very similar effect on me.

09-21-2009, 11:00 AM	#3
HK3- Cashmere Jungle Lord Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Boffa Location: The town so nice they named it twice Posts: 5,035 Trading: (48)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) You know they are bad when people only buy them to empty the contents out.

09-21-2009, 11:03 AM	#4
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) I gave you a bump for bravery above and beyond the call of duty. __________________ "We live in the good of this."

09-21-2009, 11:29 AM	#5
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) You get extra credit for attempting to smoke it and the pics are fantastic!! __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

09-21-2009, 12:37 PM	#6
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Thanks you for contaminating my Show Us A Great Pair Thread!!! http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...&postcount=145 That Martini probably would have paired just as well with the plastic tubo!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-21-2009, 01:42 PM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Adam...you got balls brother!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-21-2009, 03:34 PM	#9
tuxpuff Feeling at Home Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Luke Location: Austin Posts: 877 Trading: (2)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) That's one sweet review! Thanks!

11-19-2009, 09:34 PM	#10
mariogolbee Guest Posts: n/a	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Just seen this now. That's some scary sh!t there man.

11-20-2009, 02:46 AM	#11
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,313 Trading: (74)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) You know, I should pair this review with the White Owl Peach! __________________ Who eats plantains when they can eat placenta.

11-20-2009, 09:50 AM	#12
dccraft Guest Posts: n/a	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Thanks for taking one for the team

11-20-2009, 10:02 AM	#13
Bruins Fan Hooper drives the boat. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: John Location: Cape Cod Posts: 1,359 Trading: (0)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Great review. __________________ Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

11-20-2009, 10:48 AM	#14
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) I would expect those cigars to be passed out here. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/csbrewfisher

11-20-2009, 10:53 AM	#15
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Great stuff Adam, terrific pics. The Peach one that Huy smoked at the Lathrop herf smelled like soap. I thought he was going to hurl. I dont think he made it as far as you did.

11-20-2009, 02:34 PM	#16
roughrider Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 835 Trading: (24)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Nice pics.

11-23-2009, 11:01 PM	#17
Namerifrats Guest Posts: n/a	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) Funny! Gave you some rep for enduring that!

11-24-2009, 11:29 AM	#18
OHRD Garage w/ couch & ashtray Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Matt Posts: 1,377 Trading: (39)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) A better man than I! __________________ Did I tell you my garage has a couch and an ashtray? My wife doesn't let me sleep or smoke inside.

11-24-2009, 12:07 PM	#19
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: White Owl Pineapple (for Skywalker) An oldie but a goodie!!! Just smoke those things down wind from me!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!