A Cussin' Funny

Steve · 08-06-2009, 08:10 AM

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."

The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."

The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya."

08-06-2009, 08:13 AM

I believe my dad owned that very model of lawn mower when I was younger.

taltos · 08-06-2009, 12:20 PM

Still have one.

Starscream · 08-06-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Still have one.

MedicCook · 08-06-2009, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Still have one.

I am surprised yours even has a motor on it Paul.

kugie · 08-06-2009, 01:24 PM

I own the same Model

shilala · 08-06-2009, 01:27 PM

WildBlueSooner · 08-09-2009, 03:19 PM

nice

08-09-2009, 03:20 PM

Good One

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08-06-2009, 08:10 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	A Cussin' Funny A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said the little boy. After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?" The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal." The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start." The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started." The preacher said, "I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so long since I've been saved that I don't even remember how to cuss." The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-06-2009, 08:13 AM	#2
SchizoFilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Cussin' Funny I believe my dad owned that very model of lawn mower when I was younger.

08-06-2009, 12:20 PM	#3
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: A Cussin' Funny Still have one. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

08-06-2009, 01:24 PM	#6
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: A Cussin' Funny I own the same Model __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

08-06-2009, 01:27 PM	#7
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: A Cussin' Funny __________________

08-09-2009, 03:19 PM	#8
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: A Cussin' Funny nice __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

08-09-2009, 03:20 PM	#9
dubnick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Cussin' Funny Good One l l