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Old 08-05-2009, 09:58 AM   #1
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Default Nineteen Slippery Nipples is My Limit

And here I was thinking that you couldn't have enough nipples...


How much booze would it take to kill you?
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:02 AM   #2
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Hmm, I could withstand 33 Sex on the Beaches before I expire. I'll have to find some wimmins... Wonder if my fiance will mind
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:02 AM   #3
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It would take 23 Pabst Blue Ribbon to polish me off. 22 to go!
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:05 AM   #4
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It said it would take 29 bottles of Busch to kill me.
I can personally attest that ain't even half enough. And that still refused to kill me.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:07 AM   #5
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32 Martinis...

I'd best get started.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:06 AM   #6
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It would take 20 Rum and Cokes to kill me
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:21 AM   #7
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59 Guinness Stouts....wow
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:25 AM   #8
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16 dirty martinis to kill me?

Wow... I can't even imagine the state I'd be in after even 10.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:50 AM   #9
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It would take 27147 bottles of O'Douls to kill you!
yep in three hours I'd be dead
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:46 AM   #10
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24 Manhattans to kill me.

I once had about 8 in a night and I felt like I was going to die then, I think 24 might actually kill me.
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:54 AM   #11
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It would take 34 Rum and Cokes to kill you!
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:58 AM   #12
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I would only take 1 slippery nipple to kill you if it was the wrong one!

Otherwise around 32
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:43 PM   #13
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Default Re: Nineteen Slippery Nipples is My Limit

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24 Manhattans to kill me.

I once had about 8 in a night and I felt like I was going to die then, I think 24 might actually kill me.
it told me 24 Manhattans also. I'm not sure if it is taking any time into consideration. I do believe I've had 24 in a 6 hour span and I'm still kicking....
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:05 AM   #14
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It would take 60 bottles of Pyramid India Pale Ale to kill you nice lol
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:07 AM   #15
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46 Miller Lites or 33 Red Hook ESB's. I've had Sundays watching football that started at 9am and ended at 9pm and might have come close! But 3 hours, I'm safe.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:08 AM   #16
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27 shots of Rum to kill me
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:10 AM   #17
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23 bottles of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale...gotta be careful!
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:22 AM   #18
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21 screwdrivers. Ya'll better bring an entire army if it'll take that many just to kill me.

I was quite surprised by the large selection of beers they had listed (including the entire line of McMenamin beers.. which afaik, isn't sold in stores!). Too bad they didn't have Rogue or I could really find out how much alcohol it'd take to kill me.
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:25 AM   #19
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:31 AM   #20
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21 Martini's to kill me...had 7 once and WOW! I felt great!
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