on the benefits of being first

markem · 07-21-2009, 12:50 AM

an oldie but a goodie

A young man was out duck hunting one day. He manged to shoot a duck, but it fell on to private property. Not to be dissuaded, he hopped the fence to get his duck. The property owner came running and yelling. He said that since the duck was on his property, it was his duck. The hunter, naturally, claimed it was his. The old property owner was pretty peeved at the young hunter, so he told him that they'd settle it based on who was the toughest.

"We each take turns", he said, "where first I kick you in the groin and then you kick me until one of us gives in." Not wanting to lose his duck, the hunter agreed. The old man kicked the young hunter pretty hard and it was a good 10 minutes before he could stand or take a normal breath. Finally, he announced it was his turn. The old man said, "you can have the duck."

Moral of the story, sometimes it is best to go first.

kelmac07 · 07-21-2009, 07:17 AM

Ouch!!!

dunng · 07-21-2009, 07:20 AM

kugie · 07-21-2009, 05:47 PM

That's Humor

07-21-2009, 12:50 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	on the benefits of being first an oldie but a goodie A young man was out duck hunting one day. He manged to shoot a duck, but it fell on to private property. Not to be dissuaded, he hopped the fence to get his duck. The property owner came running and yelling. He said that since the duck was on his property, it was his duck. The hunter, naturally, claimed it was his. The old property owner was pretty peeved at the young hunter, so he told him that they'd settle it based on who was the toughest. "We each take turns", he said, "where first I kick you in the groin and then you kick me until one of us gives in." Not wanting to lose his duck, the hunter agreed. The old man kicked the young hunter pretty hard and it was a good 10 minutes before he could stand or take a normal breath. Finally, he announced it was his turn. The old man said, "you can have the duck." Moral of the story, sometimes it is best to go first. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-21-2009, 07:17 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: on the benefits of being first Ouch!!!

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07-21-2009, 05:47 PM	#4
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: on the benefits of being first That's Humor __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman