Signs you are broke...

Steve · 07-16-2009, 07:40 AM

Sadly, I resemble some of these

17. You can't even pay attention.

16. You stop getting offers from those credit card companies trying to get you
to transfer your other credit card balances to theirs.

15. The local loan shark sees you coming and turns to start running the other
way.

14. You forget whose picture is on a Lincoln penny.

13. You hock the spare tire from your car.

12. When your phone service is turned off, you actually start to miss those
nasty messages your credit card companies leave on your answering machine.

11. You try to take out a bank loan and learn you'll have to use your first-born
male child for collateral.

10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

8. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

5. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. Your bologna has no first name.

3. Sally Struthers sends you food.

2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

1. At communion you go back for seconds.

07-16-2009, 07:52 AM

yeh i miss thos 3 a day calls from the credit card company NOT lol and i am sure thay miss my plethora of fake voices i used to say ''no adam clegg isnt here''

Smoke Naked · 07-16-2009, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve

2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Hey now, I'm just making sure I get my money's worth.

karmaz00 · 07-17-2009, 12:20 PM

lol..good one

07-16-2009, 07:40 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Signs you are broke... Sadly, I resemble some of these 17. You can't even pay attention. 16. You stop getting offers from those credit card companies trying to get you to transfer your other credit card balances to theirs. 15. The local loan shark sees you coming and turns to start running the other way. 14. You forget whose picture is on a Lincoln penny. 13. You hock the spare tire from your car. 12. When your phone service is turned off, you actually start to miss those nasty messages your credit card companies leave on your answering machine. 11. You try to take out a bank loan and learn you'll have to use your first-born male child for collateral. 10. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 9. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 8. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. 7. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul. 6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 5. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 4. Your bologna has no first name. 3. Sally Struthers sends you food. 2. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 1. At communion you go back for seconds. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-16-2009, 07:52 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Signs you are broke... yeh i miss thos 3 a day calls from the credit card company NOT lol and i am sure thay miss my plethora of fake voices i used to say ''no adam clegg isnt here''

07-17-2009, 12:20 PM	#4
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Signs you are broke... lol..good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003