Fiber One and work

jjirons69 · 07-06-2009, 04:27 PM

Yep, here I am again, fighting of the effects of Fiber One bars. Those 1.4 oz bars can produce 90 lbs of CO2 in a day's time. They must be a miracle of modern science. The doc told me to add more fiber to my diet so the wife's been buying these things for a while. They're tasty as hell, but my gracious, do they wreck me. I spend an hour a day crop dusting the hallways. I figured I'd eventually get used to them. Not. It sucks when you're stuck somewhere, your gut's boiling, and you have no where to degas. Late afternoon meetings kill me.

The Poet · 07-06-2009, 04:29 PM

Kill you? Kill YOU? What about the innocent?

Scottw · 07-06-2009, 04:29 PM

I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

07-06-2009, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Scottw

I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

I laughed so hard I started coughing.

St. Lou Stu · 07-06-2009, 04:30 PM

This gives me an idea for my Tuesday 3:30 meeting!

Whee · 07-06-2009, 04:31 PM

If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you.

Scottw · 07-06-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you.

BlackDog · 07-06-2009, 04:38 PM

Maybe charcoal-lined underwear would be a good investment for you?

TanithT · 07-06-2009, 04:39 PM

taltos · 07-06-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TanithT

Scratch and sniff?

rizzle · 07-07-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

Scratch and sniff?

Racing stripes?

Steve · 07-07-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rizzle

Racing stripes?

On a tangent...had a discussion the other day with some friends from South Africa about local colloquialisms that they confroted when they first came to America. This was one that really cracked him up!

BlackDog · 07-07-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by rizzle

Racing stripes?

Mmmmm Bacon!

SeanGAR · 07-06-2009, 04:52 PM

As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine.

kgraybill · 07-07-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SeanGAR

As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine.

I thought thats what the sound of the fart was for.

cbsmokin · 07-08-2009, 02:42 PM

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

TheTraveler · 07-08-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

Bring extra pants and underwear with you! That could be a powerful combination!

taltos · 07-08-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin

I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun.

I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these.

Eat a large bowl of oatmeal also and have a large salad the night before.

WildBlueSooner · 07-06-2009, 04:57 PM

I have posted this before and I will post it again:

TanithT · 07-06-2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Hahahahaha that's more like it.

07-06-2009, 04:27 PM	#1
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Fiber One and work Yep, here I am again, fighting of the effects of Fiber One bars. Those 1.4 oz bars can produce 90 lbs of CO2 in a day's time. They must be a miracle of modern science. The doc told me to add more fiber to my diet so the wife's been buying these things for a while. They're tasty as hell, but my gracious, do they wreck me. I spend an hour a day crop dusting the hallways. I figured I'd eventually get used to them. Not. It sucks when you're stuck somewhere, your gut's boiling, and you have no where to degas. Late afternoon meetings kill me. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

07-06-2009, 04:29 PM	#2
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Fiber One and work Kill you? Kill YOU? What about the innocent?

07-06-2009, 04:29 PM	#3
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Fiber One and work I am crying right now that's how fooking funny this post was. Thanks, I needed it.

07-06-2009, 04:30 PM	#5
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: Fiber One and work This gives me an idea for my Tuesday 3:30 meeting! __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

07-06-2009, 04:31 PM	#6
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Fiber One and work If we ever herf, I need to remember to sit upwind of you. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

07-06-2009, 04:38 PM	#8
BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: Fiber One and work Maybe charcoal-lined underwear would be a good investment for you? __________________ "We live in the good of this."

07-06-2009, 04:39 PM	#9
TanithT Herfer Grrrrl Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Tanith Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 692 Trading: (26)	Re: Fiber One and work __________________ Herfergrrl's blog - The Art of the Good Cigar: A Matter of Taste. Herfing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

07-06-2009, 04:52 PM	#14
SeanGAR Crotchety Geezer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Radford VA Posts: 911 Trading: (3)	Re: Fiber One and work As long as you post the appropriate warning you're fine. __________________ How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

07-08-2009, 02:42 PM	#16
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Fiber One and work I'm pretty sure I am gonna try this just for fun. I think I will wait until I have really bad beer farts and I will down one of these. __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

07-06-2009, 04:57 PM	#19
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Fiber One and work I have posted this before and I will post it again: __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur