New Wine for Seniors

CBI_2 · 04-21-2009, 08:30 PM

I kid you not...
New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I could not help it

MedicCook · 04-21-2009, 08:31 PM

I did not want to laugh but I could not help it.

CBI_2 · 04-21-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

I did not want to laugh but I could not help it.

Kinda grabs you that way don't it?

G G · 04-23-2009, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

I did not want to laugh but I could not help it.

04-23-2009, 12:15 PM

Great One!!!!

04-21-2009, 08:37 PM

I laughed, I know I'm a dork it was funny.

SmokeyJoe · 04-21-2009, 09:56 PM

You are a sick puppy...

CBI_2 · 04-23-2009, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe

You are a sick puppy...

Yup and I hear there's no cure either.

karmaz00 · 04-22-2009, 12:02 AM

good one

DPD6030 · 04-22-2009, 07:39 AM

I thought it was going to be prune juice!

Silound · 04-22-2009, 11:36 PM

Wino-one thought of this before?

theonlybear4CORT · 04-22-2009, 11:41 PM

I herd Bobarian was the test mule for this new blend.

RUNYYFan · 10-19-2014, 06:58 PM

This needed to be bumped to the top.

The Poet · 10-19-2014, 07:53 PM

If this has been well-cellared for the past five years, I'll take a case.

cigarmarine · 10-19-2014, 08:08 PM

kelmac07 · 10-20-2014, 05:50 AM

STEVE S · 10-20-2014, 10:28 AM

04-21-2009, 08:30 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	New Wine for Seniors I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE I could not help it __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

04-21-2009, 08:31 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: New Wine for Seniors I did not want to laugh but I could not help it. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

04-23-2009, 12:15 PM	#5
NJ stogie King Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Wine for Seniors Great One!!!!

04-21-2009, 08:37 PM	#6
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Wine for Seniors I laughed, I know I'm a dork it was funny.

04-21-2009, 09:56 PM	#7
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,168 Trading: (28)	Re: New Wine for Seniors You are a sick puppy... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

04-22-2009, 12:02 AM	#9
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: New Wine for Seniors good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

04-22-2009, 07:39 AM	#10
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: New Wine for Seniors I thought it was going to be prune juice!

04-22-2009, 11:36 PM	#11
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: New Wine for Seniors Wino-one thought of this before? __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

04-22-2009, 11:41 PM	#12
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: New Wine for Seniors I herd Bobarian was the test mule for this new blend.

10-19-2014, 06:58 PM	#13
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: New Wine for Seniors This needed to be bumped to the top. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

10-19-2014, 07:53 PM	#14
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: New Wine for Seniors If this has been well-cellared for the past five years, I'll take a case. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

10-19-2014, 08:08 PM	#15
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10-20-2014, 05:50 AM	#16
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10-20-2014, 10:28 AM	#17
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: New Wine for Seniors __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!