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Old 03-22-2009, 10:42 AM   #1
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When I was cooking breakfast this morning, I noticed a strange shaped french fry in the oil.



I say it looks like a space shuttle, but my wife says it looks more penis-like.

I'm thinking of trying to sell it on E-bay. I figure if someone can get big bucks for a Jesus potato chip or Virgin Mary grilled cheese, my penis fry might be worth something, eh?
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:44 AM   #2
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Too small.
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Old 03-22-2009, 02:33 PM   #3
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Too small.
Could be Asian.
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:50 AM   #4
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Somebody has got a dirty little mind. I'd say your wife has problems.
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:30 AM   #5
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Somebody has got a dirty little mind. I'd say your wife has problems.
Duh. She married me.
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:51 AM   #6
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Due that is funny
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Old 03-22-2009, 10:58 AM   #7
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A vote for putting the "penis fry" on Ebay.
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why would something that small remind her of a penis?
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why would something that small remind her of a penis?
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As I said in post #6. Duh. She married me!
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As I said in post #6. Duh. She married me!
haha poor lady!
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:52 AM   #12
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haha poor lady!
It's like a Nub. 4x64 LOL.
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It's like a Nub. 4x64 LOL.
Too much information...
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French Fries for breakfast is a yummy start to the day, what else was on the menu?
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French Fries for breakfast is a yummy start to the day, what else was on the menu?
Fried eggs (I like mine sunny side up, she gets hers over light)
Jimmy Dean pork sausage patties
French fries

Our crazy juice blend. My cousin just got us a Jack Lalane juicer. Yesterday, we made our first batch of juice out of all the crap we had in the house.

The "recipe" was:
1 lb of strawberries
3 bananas (for the record, bananas don't make good juice - it just came out as a banana flavored paste)
1 whole pineapple
1 whole honeydew
2 apples

The final juice was way thicker than expected, so we cut it half and half with some store-bought orange juice. It was good.
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I see one of those Swedish fish candies.
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Old 03-22-2009, 12:33 PM   #17
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I see one of those Swedish fish candies.
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Our crazy juice blend. My cousin just got us a Jack Lalane juicer. Yesterday, we made our first batch of juice out of all the crap we had in the house.

The "recipe" was:
1 lb of strawberries
3 bananas (for the record, bananas don't make good juice - it just came out as a banana flavored paste)
1 whole pineapple
1 whole honeydew
2 apples

The final juice was way thicker than expected, so we cut it half and half with some store-bought orange juice. It was good.
That just cries out for some alcohol....
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