Ever feel like the world is out to get you

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 10:34 AM

and you need a chuckle? My friend told me about this web site called f*** my life and its about other peoples funny misfortunes. Its hilarious

http://www.fmylife.com/

AD720 · 03-20-2009, 10:39 AM

GKitty · 03-20-2009, 10:46 AM

When it feels like my day can't get any worse, I go there.

I always feel better after a few pages.

03-20-2009, 10:51 AM

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs

LOL I think ive done this one

Nabinger16 · 03-20-2009, 11:10 AM

That site is hilarious!

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 10:57 AM

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

DPD6030 · 03-20-2009, 11:12 AM

Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML.

Whether or not they are true they are still funny.

lightning9191 · 03-20-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

That one was hilarious

03-20-2009, 11:40 AM

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darb85

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

LMAO I just read that one

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 11:54 AM

Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML

ouch

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 12:11 PM

Im sorry I just have to post this one

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

Blueface · 03-20-2009, 02:06 PM

This one cracked me up.

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

03-20-2009, 02:06 PM

Thread hi-jack...

http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com

Very entertaining and will put a smile on your face.

smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-20-2009, 09:24 PM

The link doesnt work for me

CBI_2 · 03-20-2009, 10:00 PM

Great stuff. Thanks.

ucla695 · 03-20-2009, 10:26 PM

Great site that helped lighten my day.

03-20-2009, 10:34 AM	#1
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Ever feel like the world is out to get you and you need a chuckle? My friend told me about this web site called f*** my life and its about other peoples funny misfortunes. Its hilarious http://www.fmylife.com/ __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 10:39 AM	#2
AD720 I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The City of BOTL-erly Love Posts: 2,684 Trading: (73)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you

03-20-2009, 10:46 AM	#3
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you When it feels like my day can't get any worse, I go there. I always feel better after a few pages. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

03-20-2009, 10:51 AM	#4
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs LOL I think ive done this one

03-20-2009, 11:10 AM	#5
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you That site is hilarious!

03-20-2009, 10:57 AM	#6
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 11:12 AM	#7
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML. Whether or not they are true they are still funny.

03-20-2009, 11:40 AM	#9
darb85 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

03-20-2009, 11:54 AM	#11
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML ouch __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 12:11 PM	#12
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Im sorry I just have to post this one Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 02:06 PM	#13
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you This one cracked me up. Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

03-20-2009, 02:06 PM	#14
Drat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Thread hi-jack... http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com Very entertaining and will put a smile on your face.

03-20-2009, 09:24 PM	#15
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you The link doesnt work for me __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

03-20-2009, 10:00 PM	#16
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Great stuff. Thanks. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-20-2009, 10:26 PM	#17
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Ever feel like the world is out to get you Great site that helped lighten my day.