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Old 03-19-2009, 06:25 AM   #1
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A great thread emerged
It lasted forever more
Badass, sweet, oh yeah!
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Old 03-19-2009, 06:47 AM   #2
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Rage and agony
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:56 AM   #3
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This haiku is beautiful...I can actually feel your rage and agony.
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:14 AM   #4
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Cabbage and beer
Feel the pressure building
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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul!
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:36 AM   #6
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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul!
Thank you sir but I was thinking of someone on the west coast.
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:11 AM   #7
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:18 AM   #8
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Hogging at the bars
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:58 AM   #9
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I broke my own rule
But then again its my thread
Shutup and color!
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:58 PM   #10
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Summer evening
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Old 03-19-2009, 06:03 PM   #11
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This makes my head hurt
All this syllabic talking
Must go take a nap.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:39 PM   #12
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Rah Oklahoma
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Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:05 PM   #13
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I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


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Old 03-19-2009, 10:17 PM   #14
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Be cute, bite cap off
Cuban style. PTOOEY!
Hate bits in my mouth!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:46 PM   #15
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I did not like
maybe I did
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Old 03-20-2009, 04:22 AM   #16
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Trolls invade board
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Hog's butt itches.
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:20 PM   #17
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Five syllables third
I got that part, Andy...I was just trying I was just trying to clarify the "rah rule".
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a round hole opens
the cantelope is ripened
heat and anjoy it
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Old 03-20-2009, 05:35 PM   #20
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A difficult call
Should I accept a glass top
Box of Cohibas?
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