MassHole Newspaper Article

dunng · 03-09-2009, 06:47 PM

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were." Said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or Red Sox. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Yankees fan." The child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

WildBlueSooner · 03-09-2009, 06:52 PM

Thats a classic. For me it was always Oklahoma, Oklahoma St, and Texas or Kentucky, Louisville, and Indiana.

03-09-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

Oklahoma St

WildBlueSooner · 03-09-2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chompers

I prefer to call them Okie Lite!

G G · 03-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Is that a story from Als childhood.

Don Fernando · 03-10-2009, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

Is that a story from Als childhood.

if it was a story from Al's childhood, the rottweiler would have been a T-Rex.

03-09-2009, 09:31 PM

Nope Greg G, I hate baseball.

stearns · 03-10-2009, 09:59 AM

hah, im gonna be using that one for sure

stearns

03-10-2009, 10:21 AM

GO BRUINS!

03-09-2009, 06:47 PM	#1
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	MassHole Newspaper Article Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Boston Common when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were." Said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Red Sox fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or Red Sox. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Yankees fan." The child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet." __________________ MassHole Banter

03-09-2009, 06:52 PM	#2
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: MassHole Newspaper Article Thats a classic. For me it was always Oklahoma, Oklahoma St, and Texas or Kentucky, Louisville, and Indiana. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-09-2009, 09:13 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,725 Trading: (10)	Re: MassHole Newspaper Article Is that a story from Als childhood.

03-09-2009, 09:31 PM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: MassHole Newspaper Article Nope Greg G, I hate baseball.

03-10-2009, 09:59 AM	#8
stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,386 Trading: (50)	Re: MassHole Newspaper Article hah, im gonna be using that one for sure stearns __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

03-10-2009, 10:21 AM	#9
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: MassHole Newspaper Article GO BRUINS!