A Snowy Day...A True Story.

BigFrank · 03-02-2009, 08:54 AM

Here in Maryland today we got/and are still getting are semi-frequent snow storm that occurs in March. Today started out normal for me, much like every other day. But, it went south quick. I figured most people, sadly myself included would get some comic relief through my painful mishaps that have happened to me since I got up this morning. Here is a breakdown of such events.

5am-Alarm goes off, wake up.
505am-I look outside, "Hey it's not that bad, I'll go into work!"
505-540am-Get ready for work, etc.
540am-Go outside, "Damn it snowed much more than I thought, screw it I will clean off my car go to work anyway as planned!"
541am-I fall down 3 small steps outside of my building into the snow, at this point I realize I am not wearing a jacket.
545am-Go back inside get jacket, brush off snow.
550am-Start clean off car process "Hmmm, appears there is a little bit of wet snow underneath the powder snow!" This makes cleaning off my car harder than I thought.
610am-Car is clean enough to drive, let's go. At this point I realize I am covered in snow, and have yet to put my coveralls on...
612am-Coveralls on, little snow in odd places, lets go now! Realize I left my cup of tea inside house.
614am- Tea cup in hand I go outside, slip fall and bust my ass next to my car, tea is everywhere and I am pissed. Tea cup goes into the woods via my old pitching arm.
617am- Screw it going to work, sit in car, seat is wet due to snow. Now im even more pissed.
618am-By this time now I realize another 1/2 inch of snow is all over my windows so the cleaning process must be restarted.
625am-No way in hell I'm making it on time, due in at work at 6:30am. Call my boss, no answer. Call my other boss no answer. Screw it! Not going in!
627am-Fall and bust my arse again walking into the house, dropping my lunch box and having my food end up in the snow.
645am-After getting inside putting stuff away, I figure I will be nice and clean the GF's car off!
655am-Clean Her car off.
715am-She's not going to work...
720am-She wants something from the store...
730am- Upon opening the passenger door to the GF's car I tug on the door handle to free said frozen door, when the handle snaps off sending me flying 10 feet into a parked car then promptly on my arse into the snow.
735am-Upon close inspection, door will need to be taken apart in order to replace broken door handle.
744am-Arrive at store.
745am-Store does not have needed item....
800am-Second store has needed item, after sliding around the parking lot.
830am-Get home...Finally.

Good times indeed.

lightning9191 · 03-02-2009, 09:14 AM

Sorry to hear about all your troubles....but it made me giggle

I hope your day gets better.

taltos · 03-02-2009, 09:15 AM

I feel guilty for laughing my ass off at this story. The day has to get better.

Volt · 03-02-2009, 09:19 AM

Time for a smoke?

taltos · 03-02-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volt

Time for a smoke?

Maybe not tobacco Chief.

Scottw · 03-02-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

Maybe not tobacco Chief.

Do whatever makes you happy at this point, that's one hell of a morning.

dunng · 03-02-2009, 09:30 AM

Tampon run?

icehog3 · 03-02-2009, 09:34 AM

You are definitely a "detail" man, Frank!

03-02-2009, 09:36 AM

Great story, Frank.

TripleF · 03-02-2009, 09:55 AM

I quit reading after the first hour and then you realized you didn't have pants on. Figured it was a joke.

taltos · 03-02-2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunng

Tampon run?

I'd give her some cotton balls and a roll of twine and tell her to roll your own.

hotreds · 03-02-2009, 10:20 AM

The day is yet young.........

JaKaacH · 03-02-2009, 10:23 AM

Reminds me of this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANHNT...uze/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceTcZ...uze/index.html

tunes · 03-02-2009, 10:28 AM

I feel your pain brother!

03-02-2009, 08:54 AM	#1
BigFrank 5 3 1 Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Gym or Sofa. Posts: 1,896 Trading: (25)	A Snowy Day...A True Story. Here in Maryland today we got/and are still getting are semi-frequent snow storm that occurs in March. Today started out normal for me, much like every other day. But, it went south quick. I figured most people, sadly myself included would get some comic relief through my painful mishaps that have happened to me since I got up this morning. Here is a breakdown of such events. 5am-Alarm goes off, wake up. 505am-I look outside, "Hey it's not that bad, I'll go into work!" 505-540am-Get ready for work, etc. 540am-Go outside, "Damn it snowed much more than I thought, screw it I will clean off my car go to work anyway as planned!" 541am-I fall down 3 small steps outside of my building into the snow, at this point I realize I am not wearing a jacket. 545am-Go back inside get jacket, brush off snow. 550am-Start clean off car process "Hmmm, appears there is a little bit of wet snow underneath the powder snow!" This makes cleaning off my car harder than I thought. 610am-Car is clean enough to drive, let's go. At this point I realize I am covered in snow, and have yet to put my coveralls on... 612am-Coveralls on, little snow in odd places, lets go now! Realize I left my cup of tea inside house. 614am- Tea cup in hand I go outside, slip fall and bust my ass next to my car, tea is everywhere and I am pissed. Tea cup goes into the woods via my old pitching arm. 617am- Screw it going to work, sit in car, seat is wet due to snow. Now im even more pissed. 618am-By this time now I realize another 1/2 inch of snow is all over my windows so the cleaning process must be restarted. 625am-No way in hell I'm making it on time, due in at work at 6:30am. Call my boss, no answer. Call my other boss no answer. Screw it! Not going in! 627am-Fall and bust my arse again walking into the house, dropping my lunch box and having my food end up in the snow. 645am-After getting inside putting stuff away, I figure I will be nice and clean the GF's car off! 655am-Clean Her car off. 715am-She's not going to work... 720am-She wants something from the store... 730am- Upon opening the passenger door to the GF's car I tug on the door handle to free said frozen door, when the handle snaps off sending me flying 10 feet into a parked car then promptly on my arse into the snow. 735am-Upon close inspection, door will need to be taken apart in order to replace broken door handle. 744am-Arrive at store. 745am-Store does not have needed item.... 800am-Second store has needed item, after sliding around the parking lot. 830am-Get home...Finally. Good times indeed. __________________ " Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. "

03-02-2009, 09:14 AM	#2
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. Sorry to hear about all your troubles....but it made me giggle I hope your day gets better. __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

03-02-2009, 09:15 AM	#3
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. I feel guilty for laughing my ass off at this story. The day has to get better. __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-02-2009, 09:19 AM	#4
Volt I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,799 Trading: (19)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. Time for a smoke? __________________ Curing the infection... One bullet at a time.

03-02-2009, 09:30 AM	#7
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. Tampon run? __________________ MassHole Banter

03-02-2009, 09:34 AM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. You are definitely a "detail" man, Frank! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

03-02-2009, 09:36 AM	#9
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. Great story, Frank.

03-02-2009, 09:55 AM	#10
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. I quit reading after the first hour and then you realized you didn't have pants on. Figured it was a joke. __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

03-02-2009, 10:20 AM	#12
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03-02-2009, 10:23 AM	#13
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. Reminds me of this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANHNT...uze/index.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceTcZ...uze/index.html __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

03-02-2009, 10:28 AM	#14
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: A Snowy Day...A True Story. I feel your pain brother! __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?