More wife moments

Blueface · 02-19-2014, 11:55 AM

I was pretty excited when my wife sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend..

I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex.

I was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and I suddenly yell
"No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool..!"
My wife asks, "What are you watching?"
I replied "Our wedding video".

I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper" "Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad"
That spider never knew what the heck hit it.

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.

CigarNut · 02-19-2014, 12:02 PM

big_jaygee · 02-19-2014, 12:34 PM

14holestogie · 02-19-2014, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.

Blame it on Alan!

cmitch · 02-19-2014, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.

Playing the back nine will always get you into trouble.

Tio Gato · 02-19-2014, 04:43 PM

Love the perfume one. Thanks for the laugh, I needed one.

kelmac07 · 02-19-2014, 06:59 PM

02-19-2014, 11:55 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	More wife moments I was pretty excited when my wife sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Dyslexic, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend.. I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex. I was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and I suddenly yell "No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool..!" My wife asks, "What are you watching?" I replied "Our wedding video". I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper" "Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad" That spider never knew what the heck hit it. I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it. She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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02-19-2014, 04:43 PM	#6
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: More wife moments Love the perfume one. Thanks for the laugh, I needed one. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

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