A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home...

SmokeyJoe · 06-17-2011, 11:57 PM

A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home to see his elderly father.

On the way in, he notices three elderly ladies, obviously residents of the Nursing Home, lying on the front lawn. All three of the ladies are completely naked!

As he enters the facility, he stops at the front desk and says to the young girl stationed there, "did you know you have three ladies lying naked on the front lawn?"

"Oh yes," the girl says.
"Those three ladies used to be hookers. They are just out having a yard sale."

kelmac07 · 06-18-2011, 01:06 AM

area51 · 06-18-2011, 01:17 AM

haha i laughed.

icehog3 · 06-18-2011, 08:40 AM

markem · 06-18-2011, 10:00 AM

yeah, it seems that only the old folks have yard sales...

G G · 06-18-2011, 12:06 PM

Skywalker · 07-04-2011, 07:29 PM

3 for 1 offer???

Ogre · 07-04-2011, 08:00 PM

hscmit · 07-05-2011, 09:48 AM

cringe

N2 GOLD · 07-05-2011, 12:25 PM

06-17-2011, 11:57 PM	#1
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06-18-2011, 01:06 AM	#2
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06-18-2011, 01:17 AM	#3
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home... haha i laughed. __________________

06-18-2011, 08:40 AM	#4
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06-18-2011, 10:00 AM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home... yeah, it seems that only the old folks have yard sales... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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07-04-2011, 07:29 PM	#7
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07-05-2011, 09:48 AM	#9
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: A guy goes to visit a Nursing Home... cringe

07-05-2011, 12:25 PM	#10
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