Umm, just read it.

RevSmoke · 04-18-2012, 01:03 PM

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

Dave128 · 04-18-2012, 01:15 PM

Jasonw560 · 04-18-2012, 01:16 PM

She got over it. I dated her for a while.

Apoco · 04-18-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jasonw560

She got over it. I dated her for a while.

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irratebass · 04-18-2012, 01:26 PM

cobra03 · 04-18-2012, 01:48 PM

love it.

Remo · 04-18-2012, 02:21 PM

Too damn funny...

Rev

Ogre · 04-18-2012, 10:51 PM

PCR · 04-18-2012, 11:08 PM

I'm howling here Rev!

Taki · 04-19-2012, 05:42 AM

not bad brother

xFreebirdx · 04-19-2012, 05:45 AM

Too Funny!.

kelmac07 · 04-19-2012, 05:46 AM

G G · 04-19-2012, 06:02 AM

Hooligan · 04-19-2012, 06:11 AM

a new good one to toss to my pops.

Coach Deg · 04-19-2012, 06:10 AM

Hilarious!!!!!

Blak Smyth · 04-19-2012, 06:11 AM

Friends huh? So I should stop wearing a button fly I guess!

Emjaysmash · 04-19-2012, 06:22 AM

shilala · 04-19-2012, 07:30 AM

dunng · 04-19-2012, 07:52 AM

Skywalker · 04-19-2012, 08:29 AM

04-18-2012, 01:03 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,837 Trading: (51)	Umm, just read it. In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends." __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-18-2012, 01:15 PM	#2
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