Nuns at Yankee Stadium

RUNYYFan · 07-21-2014, 11:50 AM

In the early 1950’s, three nuns were attending a Yankee game. Behind them were three men whose views were partially blocked by their habits. The men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area of the Stadium.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you all go to hell? There aren't any nuns there."

Dave128 · 07-21-2014, 11:52 AM

jhedrick83 · 07-21-2014, 12:42 PM

The Poet · 07-21-2014, 01:22 PM

Yeah, but how many priests, bishops, cardinals, and popes are there? Now THAT'S some tall hats to look over!

yourchoice · 07-21-2014, 01:59 PM

But they're in the Bronx, aren't they already in hell?

The Poet · 07-21-2014, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by yourchoice

But they're in the Bronx, aren't they already in hell?

Last I looked, Philly was south of New York.

07-21-2014, 11:50 AM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Nuns at Yankee Stadium In the early 1950’s, three nuns were attending a Yankee game. Behind them were three men whose views were partially blocked by their habits. The men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area of the Stadium. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there." The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you all go to hell? There aren't any nuns there." __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

07-21-2014, 11:52 AM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,920 Trading: (4)	Re: Nuns at Yankee Stadium __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Nuns at Yankee Stadium Yeah, but how many priests, bishops, cardinals, and popes are there? Now THAT'S some tall hats to look over! __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,087 Trading: (36)	Re: Nuns at Yankee Stadium But they're in the Bronx, aren't they already in hell?