Cigar Smokers Survive!

03-19-2010, 07:04 AM

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigar smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol --- dead.
The second worm in cigar smoke --- dead.
The third worm in sperm --- dead.
The fourth worm in soil --- alive.

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment."

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

kelmac07 · 03-19-2010, 06:09 PM

G G · 03-19-2010, 06:36 PM

Johnny is a sage.

Starscream · 03-19-2010, 08:25 PM

Awesome!

Mr.Erskine · 03-20-2010, 08:15 AM

That's good!

McSmokey · 03-20-2010, 08:29 AM

CBI_2 · 03-20-2010, 09:57 PM

ucla695 · 03-20-2010, 10:13 PM

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Skywalker · 03-20-2010, 10:45 PM

I've never had worms!!!

03-19-2010, 07:04 AM	#1
Tashaz Guest Posts: n/a	Cigar Smokers Survive! In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigar smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol --- dead. The second worm in cigar smoke --- dead. The third worm in sperm --- dead. The fourth worm in soil --- alive. So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment." Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

03-19-2010, 06:09 PM	#2
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03-19-2010, 06:36 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,726 Trading: (10)	Re: Cigar Smokers Survive! Johnny is a sage.

03-19-2010, 08:25 PM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Cigar Smokers Survive! Awesome! __________________ Insert quote here.

03-20-2010, 08:15 AM	#5
Mr.Erskine Looking up Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Benjamin Location: Dover, DE Posts: 297 Trading: (1)	Re: Cigar Smokers Survive! That's good! __________________ Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

03-20-2010, 08:29 AM	#6
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03-20-2010, 09:57 PM	#7
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03-20-2010, 10:45 PM	#9
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Cigar Smokers Survive! I've never had worms!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!