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Old 11-27-2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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Comotose after eating for a while here. Then the birthday cake and traditional pumpkin pie. Loosened the belt and sat down.. broke the button on my pants. Shirt felt tight and I got short of breath so went outside. Contributed to the ozone replentishment and felt a bit better. All these years and still have not learned moderation on this day. Nice seeing the family though.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:46 PM   #2
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I'm so full my blood type is YAM.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:51 PM   #3
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I'm so full my blood type is YAM.
I ate so much turkey the dog is looking at me funny.

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Old 11-27-2008, 09:53 PM   #4
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If I eat anymore, I think my heart will stop.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:55 PM   #5
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I ate so much turkey the dog is looking at me funny.


Is it the turkey or the peanut butter you applied after the shower?
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:48 PM   #6
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I ate and got full, waited 15 mins then ate again and got fuller, smoked a parti short then did dessert and coffee.....

Yeah, I rolled into the office for a nice RASS before bed
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:54 PM   #7
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i don't like much of the traditional thanksgiving food so i could go for a cheesesteak about now
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:59 PM   #8
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My preacher buddy came up from NC to stay with us for a week and he did our turkey. He stuffed it with onions, oranges, maple syrup, jalapenos, green peppers, white chocolate and about 100 other things.
It scared the living hell outta me.
It was incredible.
He cleaned the carcass and now he's going to turn the leftovers into barbecue, kinda like pulled pork.
Before this is all over I fully expect for my heart to stop from sludge buildup.
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:00 PM   #9
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I just had to check my pulse, to see if I was still alive.
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:03 PM   #10
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Someone brought mashed sweet potatoes with some kind of crust made of sugar and all sorts of goodness that was a half inch thick baked on. MIght as well have slapped it directly on my thighs.
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:39 PM   #11
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While I finishing dessert I could actually feel my arteries closing. It was so worth it.
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Old 11-27-2008, 10:48 PM   #12
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full up.. until tomorrow.
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Old 11-28-2008, 08:52 AM   #13
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Someone brought mashed sweet potatoes with some kind of crust made of sugar and all sorts of goodness that was a half inch thick baked on. MIght as well have slapped it directly on my thighs.
I truly never thought I would experience reading about a man complaining of "thigh spackle."





An uninspired and ultra-predictable repast for me yesterday. Sigh.....
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I passed out with an unlit cigar in my mouth. I had full intention of smoking it, but the chaise lounge got the best of me.
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My preacher buddy came up from NC to stay with us for a week and he did our turkey. He stuffed it with onions, oranges, maple syrup, jalapenos, green peppers, white chocolate and about 100 other things.
It scared the living hell outta me.
It was incredible.
He cleaned the carcass and now he's going to turn the leftovers into barbecue, kinda like pulled pork.
Before this is all over I fully expect for my heart to stop from sludge buildup.
Um.....Can I help yu get rid of some leftovers? I know you had a rough week so whatever I can do to help...................sounds awesome!!!
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:09 PM   #16
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too full... tomorrow around 8:30am might get messy sorry, I just found the lowest common denominator!
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So full that I can't see my belt, and I only weigh 170.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:58 PM   #18
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Kinda full, but no comparison to that time I ate 30+ perch fillets.
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Kinda full, but no comparison to that time I ate 30+ perch fillets.
Damn Tom. 30+?
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Old 11-28-2008, 12:09 AM   #20
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Damn Tom. 30+?
Shack Herf II....Dave was afraid there would not be enough, so I waited before getting seconds.

After I had thirds, fourths, fifths, etc., we ended up throwing away about 20 pounds of fresh perch.
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