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Have My Own Room
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Judicial
A: "You're drunk!" B: "I am not officially drunk until the bartender cuts me off." Respectful A: "You're drunk!" B: "Only because I am drinking to remember the brave souls who fought and died for my right to be able to do this." Scornful A: "You're drunk!" B: "When did you join the temperance league?" Astrological A: "You're drunk!" B: "My horoscope said that I'd be getting bad news today and here you are." Horological A: "You're drunk!" B: "I've been here for all three happy hours. You do the math." Nostalgic A: "You're drunk!" B: "Not as drunk as you were that time told that cop you were Janet Reno. I guess you don't remember that, huh?" Nonsensical A: "You're drunk!" B: "It's to ward off attacks by giant weasels." Cultural A: "You're drunk!" B: "It's Azerbaijan's Independence Day. You do know that my Great-Grandfather-in-law came from there, don't you?" Psychological A: "You're drunk!" B: "I had to quell the raging monsters in my Id that want me to hurt you." Zoological A: "You're drunk!" B: "I needed to communicate with my inner monkey." Biological A: "You're drunk!" B: "A liver needs exercise too." Political A: "You're drunk!" B: "I'm expressing my support for the 21st Amendment."
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