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Old 02-29-2012, 03:31 PM   #1
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WTH.............might as well. Instead of spacing it out within 5 different threads, might as well keep it all in one.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:34 PM   #2
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What makes you think that you are being roasted?
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:35 PM   #3
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really?
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:36 PM   #4
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really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.
You sure are trying hard.

Seriously, slow down. Your reputation is earned over time, not in one month.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:44 PM   #5
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Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:45 PM   #6
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Well played. I should have noted that good reputations are earned over time.
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:05 PM   #7
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Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:37 PM   #8
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really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.
That's up for debate!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:41 PM   #9
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That's up for debate!!!!
not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read my threads and reply too.
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not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read me threads and reply too.
You titled this a roast!!! So get over it!!!!
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:37 PM   #11
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Nebraska is so cold....
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:40 PM   #12
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Nebraska is so cold....
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Nice review.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:47 PM   #14
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What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:48 PM   #15
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What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.
Maby you wernt using it right.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:56 PM   #16
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Maby you wernt using it right.
Like 'Spell check'?
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:00 PM   #17
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Like 'Spell check'?
no, spell czech
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:49 PM   #18
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I said, Nebraska is so cold....
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How cold is it?
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