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Old 06-13-2012, 08:32 AM   #1
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:39 AM   #2
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Old 06-13-2012, 08:57 AM   #3
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:01 AM   #4
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Had a pile of them, used them with the families SilverTone console.....
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:02 AM   #5
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Or these.



and no, the name doesn't start with Ben Wa
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:13 AM   #7
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and no, the name doesn't start with Ben Wa
Yup...those too. Pain does help the memory
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Old 07-25-2012, 11:39 AM   #8
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and no, the name doesn't start with Ben Wa
Ha! I just found a set of those at my mom's house when I was helping her clean things up.

That was the most ill devised toy in the world, they should of just named it... The "Tooth Chipper".
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I'm so old I remember when we carved them out of wood. But I can't remember what the heck they're called.
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Old 09-09-2013, 04:33 PM   #10
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I'm so old I remember when we carved them out of wood. But I can't remember what the heck they're called.
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Old 09-09-2013, 02:03 PM   #11
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How about this: A friend just gave me a Punch wooden cigar box with 1960 stamped on the corner. These rascal were made with a Havana filler! On the back it says not to be sold for more than 20 Cents! Ah the good old days! I was a lttle to young to smoke. But I did sneak a few cigar butts from my Dad once it a while!
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Old 09-09-2013, 02:16 PM   #12
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How about this: A friend just gave me a Punch wooden cigar box with 1960 stamped on the corner. These rascal were made with a Havana filler! On the back it says not to be sold for more than 20 Cents! Ah the good old days! I was a lttle to young to smoke. But I did sneak a few cigar butts from my Dad once it a while!
Vintage cigar stuff is very cool.
Post up a picture. Many of us would love to see it.
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Old 09-10-2013, 03:29 PM   #13
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Loved Lincoln Logs!
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Old 09-10-2013, 03:33 PM   #14
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Well it's pretty dirty & didn't take a clear photo. Plus I can't figure out how to insert photo. I clicked on the icon, but it keeps asking for an url? Any who I'll clean it up & make a Cigar Box Guitar out of it.
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Old 09-10-2013, 03:49 PM   #15
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Not sure this will work, but I created an album. I'm so old I remember when a camera needed film and an album was something you kept on a shelf and stuck pictures of relatives in it.

Here's a picture of a Cigar Box Guitar made from a Romeo & Julieta box. I'm so old I know who Carl Perkins was & the fact he played a CBG.
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:32 PM   #16
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Eh? Apparently not old enough as I have no idea what that is. You have my curiosity peaked.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:26 AM   #18
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Yep. Used them often when I was a kid.
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:28 AM   #19
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No clue what you old timers are reminiscing about here!
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Those balls were outlawed at my elementary school mere weeks after they hit US shores.
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