This could have been serious

qwerty1500 · 05-19-2012, 09:08 AM

Subtitle: The danger of distracted smoking.

My typical Saturday morning involves a good cup of coffee, a cigar and the internet. I was enjoying it so much that I decided to have a second cigar this morning. I chose to put away a Punch Punch. As usual with this box, another VERY tight draw. I poked it a couple of times and fired it up.

The draw began to tighten up again as I smoked. It needed another poke. I was reading something that must have been way too interesting while I poked my lit cigar. I pulled out my poker and took a puff ... nothing ... WTF. I looked ... no ash. Huh?

I looked down ... there it was ... a big ol red cherry ... right in the middle of my lap. I jumped up, shook it onto the floor and stomped it out. Then I saw the quarter size hole it had burnt in my sweatpants. And the location of the hole was, shall we say, strategic. Another 10 seconds and I would have been in some serious pain in a very "ahem" sensitive area.

Pay attention boys.

kelmac07 · 05-19-2012, 09:09 AM

Uh Oh!!

T.G · 05-19-2012, 09:12 AM

Herf photo...

Skywalker · 05-19-2012, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by T.G

Herf photo...

CigarSquid · 05-19-2012, 09:15 AM

Could have been bad.. Good thing you had cat like reflexes to jump like crazy.

Ogre · 05-19-2012, 12:43 PM

Its amazing how fast we can move for self preservation!!!!

Taki · 05-20-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ogre

Its amazing how fast we can move for self preservation!!!!

. Happened to me when I attempted the "big ash" contest on here a while back....Larry's statement is very true!!!

SmokinPhysics · 05-21-2012, 08:24 AM

That's pretty nuts (pun not intended

). I've had ash drop in my lap a few times, but never the burning portion. Guess I'll have to start paying more attention when a piece falls.

Sonic04GT · 05-21-2012, 09:03 PM

I actually just ruined my favorite shorts a week ago from a few embers falling while I was smoking a CAO in a slightly intoxicated state.

maninblack · 05-19-2012, 12:56 PM

And I thought herpes and syphillis were painful. That would have taken the cake.

05-19-2012, 01:29 PM

That happened to me the other day while smoking in my car. I rarely do this.. but sometimes (after a f$CKed up day at work) I do. I try to be careful.. but damn this hunk of fiery ash fell right into my lap while I am driving. What can you do? I just took the hit and smeared it with my hand burning it and my jeans. I figure better to spread it around than let it burn in one spot as a large chunk. I know.. coulda used the ash tray but I keep change in there :-)

gbum · 05-20-2012, 08:53 AM

ouch...

05-19-2012, 09:08 AM	#1
qwerty1500 Good thing I'm normal Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: One Particular Harbor Posts: 607 Trading: (0)	This could have been serious Subtitle: The danger of distracted smoking. My typical Saturday morning involves a good cup of coffee, a cigar and the internet. I was enjoying it so much that I decided to have a second cigar this morning. I chose to put away a Punch Punch. As usual with this box, another VERY tight draw. I poked it a couple of times and fired it up. The draw began to tighten up again as I smoked. It needed another poke. I was reading something that must have been way too interesting while I poked my lit cigar. I pulled out my poker and took a puff ... nothing ... WTF. I looked ... no ash. Huh? I looked down ... there it was ... a big ol red cherry ... right in the middle of my lap. I jumped up, shook it onto the floor and stomped it out. Then I saw the quarter size hole it had burnt in my sweatpants. And the location of the hole was, shall we say, strategic. Another 10 seconds and I would have been in some serious pain in a very "ahem" sensitive area. Pay attention boys.

05-19-2012, 09:09 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: This could have been serious Uh Oh!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-19-2012, 09:12 AM	#3
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: This could have been serious Herf photo...

05-19-2012, 09:15 AM	#5
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: This could have been serious Could have been bad.. Good thing you had cat like reflexes to jump like crazy. __________________ gaRRy

05-19-2012, 12:43 PM	#6
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: This could have been serious Its amazing how fast we can move for self preservation!!!! __________________

05-21-2012, 08:24 AM	#8
SmokinPhysics Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Galen Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 49 Trading: (0)	Re: This could have been serious That's pretty nuts (pun not intended ). I've had ash drop in my lap a few times, but never the burning portion. Guess I'll have to start paying more attention when a piece falls. __________________ Bringing classiness back down to Earth.

05-21-2012, 09:03 PM	#9
Sonic04GT Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Chris Location: South Florida Posts: 643 Trading: (0)	Re: This could have been serious I actually just ruined my favorite shorts a week ago from a few embers falling while I was smoking a CAO in a slightly intoxicated state.

05-19-2012, 12:56 PM	#10
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: This could have been serious And I thought herpes and syphillis were painful. That would have taken the cake. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

05-19-2012, 01:29 PM	#11
jakesmokes Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This could have been serious That happened to me the other day while smoking in my car. I rarely do this.. but sometimes (after a f$CKed up day at work) I do. I try to be careful.. but damn this hunk of fiery ash fell right into my lap while I am driving. What can you do? I just took the hit and smeared it with my hand burning it and my jeans. I figure better to spread it around than let it burn in one spot as a large chunk. I know.. coulda used the ash tray but I keep change in there :-)

05-20-2012, 08:53 AM	#12
gbum Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Asyraf Location: Cyberjaya-Malaysia Posts: 772 Trading: (0)	Re: This could have been serious ouch... __________________ http://mrgbum.wordpress.com