Work or Pleasure?

Bluetick · 08-18-2014, 03:31 PM

A Navy Captain was about to start the morning briefing to all of his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night Before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work, and how much is "pure pleasure", he asked?

A Lt. Commander chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'.

A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.

An Ensign responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Captain turned to the Seaman who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young man responded,

"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir."

The Captain seemed a little surprised and as you might guess, asked, "And why is that, sailor" ?

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir".

The room fell silent.

CigarNut · 08-18-2014, 03:55 PM

Steve · 08-18-2014, 03:59 PM

Smart seaman!

08-18-2014, 03:31 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	Work or Pleasure? A Navy Captain was about to start the morning briefing to all of his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night Before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question; "How much of the act of sex is "work, and how much is "pure pleasure", he asked? A Lt. Commander chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'. A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%. An Ensign responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Captain turned to the Seaman who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young man responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure, Sir." The Captain seemed a little surprised and as you might guess, asked, "And why is that, sailor" ? "Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them, Sir". The room fell silent.

08-18-2014, 03:55 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Work or Pleasure? __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

08-18-2014, 03:59 PM	#3
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Work or Pleasure? Smart seaman! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide